tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782358996210457742024-03-14T11:48:47.564-07:00Cool Jokes CollectionLatest Jokes Collection .Lets Enjoy with new Jokes.Deepak Shrivastavahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04940660590387353175noreply@blogger.comBlogger230125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-478235899621045774.post-6468210397773660452012-03-14T01:41:00.001-07:002012-03-14T01:44:26.931-07:00Importance of keyword research in the success SEONow a day the SEO that is the search engine optimization is very important for the all kind of the online businesses and the <span style="font-weight:bold;"><a href="http://www.digitalboard.co.uk/">keyword research</a></span> is very important in the process of SEO. Basically the keyword research is all about finding the right keyword that is most relevant to the business products or the services that a person want to promote. Finding the perfect keyword for the business is the most initial and most important step of the <a href="http://www.webmatrixinc.co.uk/">search engine optimization</a>. And the whole process of search engine optimization is depends on it.<br />It is very important to select the best and right keyword for the business as the traffic generated via the wrong keyword will be miserable. One should never select the highly competitive keyword as it will be very difficult to beat the competition on that keyword. On the same time the keyword that is not competitive or less competitive can get top ranking in the major search engines but as that is not so much popular thus it will not get the traffic as much as according to the target of the business. Thus the selected keyword should not so much competitive and not so much less competitive as these both situations can be less beneficial for the business.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><a href="http://secure.bidvertiser.com/performance/bdv_rss_rd.dbm?pid=116859&bid=282381&PHS=116859282381&click=1&rsrc=3" target="_blank"><img src="http://bdv.bidvertiser.com/BidVertiser.dbm?pid=116859&bid=282381&PHS=116859282381&rssimage=1&rsrc=3" border="0"/></a></div>web matrixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07075733542360859550noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-478235899621045774.post-50891041043996119222011-12-27T04:17:00.000-08:002011-12-27T04:20:43.540-08:00Internet marketing services for the success of your business<p class="MsoNormal">These days in the path of success of the businesses the <b><a href="http://webmatrixinc.co.uk/">internet marketing services</a></b> are playing very important role. In the services line of the internet services it includes manifold services for the website promotion. They also provide the <b><a href="http://www.digitalboard.co.uk/">SEO services</a></b> to help in achieving the top ranking on the first page of the major search engines like Google, Yahoo, MSN, and Bing. There are many different companies that are providing the all kind of the internet marketing services to all type of the businesses. The charges may be different from one to another company thus one should always select that one that is offering the services as according to the need of the business and also charging very reasonable prices that is easily affordable. </p> <p class="MsoNormal">But on the same time selecting a best one can be very daunting task for you then you can also take the help of the internet and with a little search you will definitely search a best internet marketing services provider company. After that with their help you will get the goal of your business and will be succeed in sustaining your position in the market in long run. So do not waste your time any more just hire anyone of them who is well experienced. </p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><a href="http://secure.bidvertiser.com/performance/bdv_rss_rd.dbm?pid=116859&bid=282381&PHS=116859282381&click=1&rsrc=3" target="_blank"><img src="http://bdv.bidvertiser.com/BidVertiser.dbm?pid=116859&bid=282381&PHS=116859282381&rssimage=1&rsrc=3" border="0"/></a></div>web matrixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07075733542360859550noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-478235899621045774.post-13177468095413765442011-07-08T21:37:00.000-07:002011-07-08T22:09:36.842-07:00English SMS For Communication and Enjoyment<div style="text-align: justify;">A short message is the information that can be used to transfer data to a lot. To use short message services have been introduced with a number of people looking for a way to tell your friends, relatives and friends what they think and what they think of them. This piece of technology is really interesting, not to mention the numerous discoveries in SMS children who came with it. Types of SMS English SMS are as varied as you will find a loving, gentle jokes and flirtatious. What kind of person you are sending an SMS message with a positive or a negative effect on the recipient.</div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">English jokes </span>are by far some of the most interesting in the mobile phone. A joke by SMS can be sent to someone to cheer them up. 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alt="" border="0" /></a>hose people who have a great sense of humor, but approaching them is crucial. SMS you send these people to trigger a nerve to make them laugh. There are different kinds of jokes in English that can be sent by SMS. Animal jokes, jokes, cartoons, jokes, celebrity, crazy jokes, ethnic jokes, food jokes, school jokes and much more. Something interesting that you see can be turned into comedy and turned into a short message to make someone laugh or cause them to action.<br /><br />Sending text messages on the phone to show how much you love someone. When structuring the text a little creativity and innovation will be necessary to offer content that will not only send the message, but send the message with style. If not that of your friends have been pushing him quiet with a joke by text message and make his day. SMS in English is easier to understand, you can play with words to achieve a unique piece to send to someone. If you run out of ideas this joke to send someone on SMS pick ideas in magazines, online and look around. Sending these messages is fun when you do it with friends.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><a href="http://secure.bidvertiser.com/performance/bdv_rss_rd.dbm?pid=116859&bid=282381&PHS=116859282381&click=1&rsrc=3" target="_blank"><img src="http://bdv.bidvertiser.com/BidVertiser.dbm?pid=116859&bid=282381&PHS=116859282381&rssimage=1&rsrc=3" border="0"/></a></div>web matrixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07075733542360859550noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-478235899621045774.post-56674983911170024322011-07-05T21:50:00.000-07:002011-07-05T21:52:56.056-07:00Top Reasons To Send Free SMS Jokes<div style="text-align: justify;">Laughter and fun to make life meaningful. They provide an outlet for pain, stress and rigors that affect our daily lives. A smile not only keeps you grounded, so is alert and enthusiastic. Why not make someone's day by sending free SMS jokes?<br /><br />Another reason to send a text message joke is that people want to read the jokes. When traveling, or when waiting for buses that pass through the messages in their inbox. Surprisingly, even though our life is very hectic, people these days do not take the time to read these jokes. Many even the best jokes on their personal contact information. This SMS jokes are a great way to keep in touch with a contact list of people.<br /><br />Today, we often do not have time to talk with friends or relatives on a regular basis. One of the ways we can tell them that we care and remember to send them text messages. If you have nothing important to say, but I just do not want to give the other person knows that the cure, the SMS is a joke.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><a href="http://secure.bidvertiser.com/performance/bdv_rss_rd.dbm?pid=116859&bid=282381&PHS=116859282381&click=1&rsrc=3" target="_blank"><img src="http://bdv.bidvertiser.com/BidVertiser.dbm?pid=116859&bid=282381&PHS=116859282381&rssimage=1&rsrc=3" border="0"/></a></div>web matrixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07075733542360859550noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-478235899621045774.post-30317350668737843232011-06-12T21:46:00.000-07:002011-06-12T21:49:50.305-07:00How Funny Jokes Help You in Destressing<div style="text-align: justify;">I keep asking lifestyles of today, something that stress can never be automatic, because there are so many resources that can hurt you dreaded condition regularly. More because of a belief more widespread than we ever have time to take immediate steps, the pressure mounts, and one day lead to tragic consequences.<br /><br />It may be possible that some people find this kind of feeling regularly, others may have this experience once a week or more. But regardless of frequency, the fact is that this is a dangerous condition to be, and can lead to great damage to both body and mind. However, there may be a relatively simple solution to escape the stress through jokes that are freely available on the Internet.<br /><br />Let's talk about stress and its harmful effects, which interferes with his sanity, and leads to the person suffering from depression, hypertension and related conditions. This can also be supplemented by memory lapses and memory, and judgments of indecision and wrong. As you can see not only the stress is very harmful to the mind but also for the social life of an individual and family life as well. Therefore, it is important to always update with jokes to reduce the pressures of everyday life<br /><br />Basically, what these sites do not joke is to provide an individual with an unlimited supply of jokes from all walks of life. This is concerned with a couple of laughs, and is a great help to restore hormonal balance are the first to be affected by stress. And now it is scientifically proven that half an hour of laughter can do wonders for your health. Speaking of laughter therapy generally helps cure many diseases involving the heart and nervous system.<br /><br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><a href="http://secure.bidvertiser.com/performance/bdv_rss_rd.dbm?pid=116859&bid=282381&PHS=116859282381&click=1&rsrc=3" target="_blank"><img src="http://bdv.bidvertiser.com/BidVertiser.dbm?pid=116859&bid=282381&PHS=116859282381&rssimage=1&rsrc=3" border="0"/></a></div>web matrixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07075733542360859550noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-478235899621045774.post-55711855821142902362011-03-25T02:00:00.000-07:002011-03-25T02:02:24.497-07:00Latest sayari!Intezar rehta hai har shaam apka,<br />raatein katti hai le kar naam apka,<br />muddat se baithe hai ye aas lagaye<br />ki aaj aayega koi paigaam apka…<br /><br />Aksar jab hum aapko yaad karte hai<br />apne rab se yahi fariyaad karte hai<br />umar hamari bhi lag jaye aapko<br />kyoki hum aap ko khud se zyada pyar karte hai…<br /><br />Aye mohabbat tere anjaam pe rona aaya<br />Jaane kyon aaj tere naam pe rona aaya<br />Yun to har sham umedon mein guzar jaati hai<br />Aaj kuch baat hai jo sham pe rona aaya<br /><br />Geet ki zaroorat mehfil mein hoti hai<br />Pyar ki zaroorat dil mein hoti hai<br />Bin dosti ke adhuri hai yeh zindagi<br />Kyunki dost ki zaroorat har pal mehsus hoti hai<div class="blogger-post-footer"><a href="http://secure.bidvertiser.com/performance/bdv_rss_rd.dbm?pid=116859&bid=282381&PHS=116859282381&click=1&rsrc=3" target="_blank"><img src="http://bdv.bidvertiser.com/BidVertiser.dbm?pid=116859&bid=282381&PHS=116859282381&rssimage=1&rsrc=3" border="0"/></a></div>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-478235899621045774.post-38269069852034297392011-03-25T00:29:00.000-07:002011-03-25T01:40:10.050-07:00What is marketing?1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I'm a very rich, Will you marry me?"<br />Ans: This is "Direct marketing".<br /><br />2. You at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friend goes up to her and pointing at you and say:"He is very rich" Marry him?<br />Ans: This is "Business advertising".<br /><br />3. You are at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walk up to you and says: "You are very rich" Can u marry me?<br />Ans: This is "Brand recognition".<br /><br />4.You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to and say: "I'm very rich. Marry me?" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.<br />Ans: This is "Customer feedback"<br /><br />5.You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I'm very rich. Marry me?" then she introduces u to her husband.<br />Ans: This is "Demand and supply gap".<br /><br />6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before u say: "I'm rich, marry me?" Your wife arrives-<br />Ans: This is "Restriction for entering new markets".<div class="blogger-post-footer"><a href="http://secure.bidvertiser.com/performance/bdv_rss_rd.dbm?pid=116859&bid=282381&PHS=116859282381&click=1&rsrc=3" target="_blank"><img src="http://bdv.bidvertiser.com/BidVertiser.dbm?pid=116859&bid=282381&PHS=116859282381&rssimage=1&rsrc=3" border="0"/></a></div>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-478235899621045774.post-67023839111087215582011-03-24T23:57:00.000-07:002011-03-25T00:04:10.972-07:00Jo Bhi kahunga such mai kahunga!Jo bhi kahunga such mai kahunga,<br /><br />Tu pass ho yaa do par touch me rhunga!<br /><br />Email bhi karunga sex bhi karunga,<br /><br />Tujhe sms bhej kar relax bhi mai kaunga!!<br /><br />Jo bhi kahunga such mai kahunga,<br /><br />Tu pass ho yaa door par touch me rahunga!!<br /><br />#####DIL TO BACHHA HAI JI#########<div class="blogger-post-footer"><a href="http://secure.bidvertiser.com/performance/bdv_rss_rd.dbm?pid=116859&bid=282381&PHS=116859282381&click=1&rsrc=3" target="_blank"><img src="http://bdv.bidvertiser.com/BidVertiser.dbm?pid=116859&bid=282381&PHS=116859282381&rssimage=1&rsrc=3" border="0"/></a></div>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-478235899621045774.post-83344274585662836752011-03-05T06:42:00.000-08:002011-03-14T01:30:04.998-07:00Funny Jokes<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.jokesduniya.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/cellphone.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 107px; height: 121px;" src="http://www.jokesduniya.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/cellphone.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><p style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> <strong>Ek larka</strong> apni girlfriend se milne gaya, kuch baat ke baad uski girlfirend chaye(tea) banane ke liye kitchen chali gayi.</p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Girlfriend ka mobile sofay pe dekh kar larky ne socha ke chalo dekhte hai mera number iss ne kis naam se save kya hai?</p><p style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><br /></p><p style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><br /></p><p style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); text-align: center;"> Dear, <strong>sweetu ya jaanu.</strong></p><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><p style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); text-align: center;"> Jab usne misscall di toh screen pe likh raha tha “Murgha No.5? Calling”.</p><p style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); text-align: center;"><span class="postbody"><span style="line-height: normal;font-size:24px;" > <span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">Duniyaa me mohabbat karne waalo ki, </span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"> Takdeer badalti rahti hai, </span><br /></span></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); text-align: center;"><br /><span class="postbody"><span style="line-height: normal;font-size:24px;" ><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"> Shisha to wahi rahta hai, </span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"> Tasweer badalti rahti hai.</span></span></span></p><p style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.jokesduniya.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/fat.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 78px; height: 128px;" src="http://www.jokesduniya.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/fat.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a></p> <p style="text-align: center; color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Wife: </span>Aap <strong>bahut mote</strong> ho gaye ho.</p><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"> </div><p style="text-align: center; color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Santa:</span> Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho,</p><p style="text-align: center; color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"><br /></p><p style="text-align: center; color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Wife:</span> Main toh maa banne wali hoon!</p><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"> </div><p style="text-align: center; color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Santa:</span> Main bhi toh<strong> baap banne wala hoon.</strong></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><a href="http://secure.bidvertiser.com/performance/bdv_rss_rd.dbm?pid=116859&bid=282381&PHS=116859282381&click=1&rsrc=3" target="_blank"><img src="http://bdv.bidvertiser.com/BidVertiser.dbm?pid=116859&bid=282381&PHS=116859282381&rssimage=1&rsrc=3" border="0"/></a></div>deepakhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05673846194437783260noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-478235899621045774.post-37501064524210797482010-12-20T22:23:00.000-08:002010-12-20T22:25:41.779-08:00Cool jokeएक दिन की बात है दिल्ली के ५० वर्षो से सेवा में कार्यरत (डी टी सी) बस में बहुत भीड़ थी!<br /><br />पास में एक खड़ी युवती बहुत परेशान थी !<br /><br />युवती के ठीक पीछे खड़ा एक बिनम्र युवक बार - बार ड्राईवर के ब्रैक लगाने से युवती से टकरा जाता था !<br /><br />युवती की परेशानी और बढाती जा रही थी !<br /><br />रस्ते में ऐसा कई बार हुआ !<br /><br />अचानक बस (डी यु) के पास पहुँचने ही वाली थी की एक बार और युवक जा टकराया !<br /><br />युवती आपे से बहार तेज गुस्से में :- क्या कर रहे हो idiot ?<br /><br />बिनम्र युवत बेचारा बिनम्र स्वभाव में - मैडम (डी यु ) से M A!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><a href="http://secure.bidvertiser.com/performance/bdv_rss_rd.dbm?pid=116859&bid=282381&PHS=116859282381&click=1&rsrc=3" target="_blank"><img src="http://bdv.bidvertiser.com/BidVertiser.dbm?pid=116859&bid=282381&PHS=116859282381&rssimage=1&rsrc=3" border="0"/></a></div>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-478235899621045774.post-33618948439344697032010-05-17T05:04:00.000-07:002014-03-03T21:58:23.823-08:00Funny - Jokes to Open a Presentation<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
An simple and simple way to anon add amusement to your presentation is to cover it in your introduction. This way you can potentially accept your admirers bedlam even afore you set bottom on stage, this is not a bad thing. Now, if I say you can use jokes to accessible a presentation you do not necessarily accept to use a artery joke. <br />
If you are not bright on the term, a artery antic is a antic you get told by a acquaintance or plan aide in a amusing situation. Such as the "man walks into a bar..." blazon jokes. More generally than not these do not accept an authorship. <br />
But you do not accept to use those. You can artlessly actualize your own presentation addition jokes, but harnessing your own faculty of humor. Can you anticipate of something humorous, and accordant to your presentation which the being introducing you can apprehend out? Quick tip; if you do accomplish abiding it is adapted for the ambiance you are speaking in. <br />
Is there a way that you can acquisition a amusing quote, or central antic that connects able-bodied with your presentation as able-bodied as with your audience? <br />
You can use artery jokes, but I would accommodate two warnings if you do so. The aboriginal is if you use a artery antic I would adapt it so that it was in my words and I would personalise it. Secondly, be actual accurate if you acquisition a artery antic online or in a book. There is a actual top adventitious that anyone abroad may be application the aforementioned joke. If they are on the aforementioned bill as you it could be dangerous. Or if you are the alone speaker, you ability accept anyone advancing up to you afterwards and cogent you that they had heard the antic before. <br />
Also, abounding presenters decay admired admirers affiliation time by accepting their addition arranged with biographical information. You apperceive the type, "our next apostle as an MBA, BBC and NBC..." who cares? <br />
Remember that your admirers is consistently traveling to be thinking: "what is in it for me?" So why not acquaint them appropriate off the bat? Inform your admirers absolutely what they will get out of alert to you. What is their yield away? Will they apprentice a specific set of tools? Are you giving them an activity plan? <br />
By cogent them what they can apprehend to get out of your presentation afore you even begin, you can advice grab their absorption afore you even airing out in foreground of them. So not alone are you abutting with your admirers through the ability of amusement by application jokes to accessible a presentation, but you are aswell relaying the allowances they will get. </div>
<div class="blogger-post-footer"><a href="http://secure.bidvertiser.com/performance/bdv_rss_rd.dbm?pid=116859&bid=282381&PHS=116859282381&click=1&rsrc=3" target="_blank"><img src="http://bdv.bidvertiser.com/BidVertiser.dbm?pid=116859&bid=282381&PHS=116859282381&rssimage=1&rsrc=3" border="0"/></a></div>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-478235899621045774.post-26771615652301839562010-04-03T16:30:00.000-07:002014-03-03T21:57:29.814-08:00How to Tell Jokes and Be Funny<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Jokes are abundant ice breakers, affection lifters and a abundant antecedent of happiness. There may be some humans who are actual accomplished if it comes to cogent jokes but you can at atomic apprentice how to acquaint jokes and be funny. <br />
Learning how to acquaint jokes and be funny can be a abundant skill. In fact, one of the characteristics that abounding women adulation in a man is a acceptable faculty of humor. Aside from that, abounding humans adulation a funny man. Of course, cipher hates a man who can accomplish them laugh. Aside from getting a blithe companion, getting funny can aswell accomplish you an absorbing apostle and activity of the party. <br />
Even if you are not a able comedian, it helps a lot to apprentice to acquaint funny jokes already in a while - to breach the ice on affairs or on conversations, to be able to admix with added humans and to be added interesting. To advice you with these, actuality are a few tips you can do. <br />
Know your audience. It is important that you acquaint jokes to adapted humans and that you accomplish abiding you are able a antic that is ill-fitted to your audience. Especially if it comes to jokes about stereotypes or ethnicity, you ability wish to be accurate with who you are talking to afore authoritative a joke. <br />
Find new jokes and don't just await on those old jokes you accept heard and apparently everybody has heard before. This is one tip that you should accumulate in apperception consistently if you wish to be that funny guy. Although jokes are the a lot of accepted agency of authoritative anybody laugh, you can about acquisition bite curve and one-liners that can aswell be abundant - and you can breed that if you accept a aptitude for that. <br />
Proper timing is aswell capital in acquirements how to acquaint jokes. If in a chat you accept anticipation about a antic that would be adapted and of the appropriate timing, don't delay that the atmosphere has died down afore arise that joke. It would not be funny anymore if your admirers has already absent the momentum. Do not aswell be too acquisitive to accord all your best jokes at once. Humans would not be amused alert to the aforementioned old jokes over and over again, so accord alone jokes that are accordant to the bearings at hand.</div>
<div class="blogger-post-footer"><a href="http://secure.bidvertiser.com/performance/bdv_rss_rd.dbm?pid=116859&bid=282381&PHS=116859282381&click=1&rsrc=3" target="_blank"><img src="http://bdv.bidvertiser.com/BidVertiser.dbm?pid=116859&bid=282381&PHS=116859282381&rssimage=1&rsrc=3" border="0"/></a></div>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-478235899621045774.post-13546009784316654962010-03-25T07:03:00.000-07:002014-03-03T21:58:34.362-08:00WOMAN<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-weight: bold;">Symbol:</span> WO</div>
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<span style="font-weight: bold;">Physical properties:</span> Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze at any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if mishandled.</div>
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<span style="font-weight: bold;">Chemical properties:</span> Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity with gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Volatile when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a shinier specimen.</div>
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<div class="blogger-post-footer"><a href="http://secure.bidvertiser.com/performance/bdv_rss_rd.dbm?pid=116859&bid=282381&PHS=116859282381&click=1&rsrc=3" target="_blank"><img src="http://bdv.bidvertiser.com/BidVertiser.dbm?pid=116859&bid=282381&PHS=116859282381&rssimage=1&rsrc=3" border="0"/></a></div>deepakhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05673846194437783260noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-478235899621045774.post-1522781012107424262009-10-09T04:05:00.000-07:002009-10-11T04:10:55.407-07:00Husband & Wife Jokes<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Wo Kaun Thi</span></span><br />Husband Aur Wife Hotel Me Gaye Tabhi 1 Lady Ne<br />Hello Kiya,<br />Wife- Koun Thi Wo?<br />Hus-Tum Dimag Kharab Mat Karo, Main Pehle Hi Pareshan Hu Ki Woh Bhi Yehi Puchegi<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >wife hit her husband with frying pan Husband: What was that for…?</span><br />Wife: I found a paper in your pocket<br />with the name Jenny on it.<br />Husband: I took part in a race last week<br />and Jenny was the name of my horse.<br />Wife: Sorry..!<br />Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again<br />Husband: What now..?<br />Wife: Your horse is on the Phone. <br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Message of the year </span></span><br /><br />Women live a better, longer & peaceful life…!!<br />Why? Very simple.<br />A woman does not have a wife..!!! <br /><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Wife came home with a goat. </span></span><br /><br />Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”<br />Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”<br />Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon” <br /><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Husband wife mein ladai ho gayi </span></span><br />Husband wife mein ladai ho gayi,<br />Husband ghar se chala gaya ,<br />Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kya hai”<br />Wife:Zeher.<br />Husb:Mai dair se aoonga, tum kha kar so jana: <br /><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Sir, my wife is missing. </span></span><br />Man: Sir, my wife is missing.<br />Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai, police station me complain dijiyee.<br />Man:Kya karon, khushi k mare kuch samajh nahin aa raha <br /><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Why did u shoot ur wife ? </span></span><br />Judge:why did u shoot ur wife, instead of shooting her lover?<br />Sardar:Your honour, it’s easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week. <br /><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">How women call their husband in first 6 years </span></span><br />How woman calls their husband in first 6 years<br />Yr 1. Janu<br />Yr 2. O jee.<br />Yr 3. Sunte ho?<br />Yr 4. O bunty k pappa<br />Yr 5. Kahan mar gaye?<br />Yr 6. Tum aate ho ya main aaon? <br /><br />Wife to husband:- kash aap sms hotay<br />Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay, Main aap ko save karti,<br />Husband: Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti, Main her haftay tumhe change karta <br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Sardar ki wife inspecter se! </span><br />Sardar ki wife inspecter se!<br />Mera husband ek hafte pehle aaloo lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaye:-(<br />Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:- to behan kuch or paka lo:-) <br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">1 horror movie dekhi </span><br />Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi, 1 chudeil kabhi mere aage<br />kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,<br />Wife:Kaun si movie thi?<br />Husband:Apni shadi ki</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><a href="http://secure.bidvertiser.com/performance/bdv_rss_rd.dbm?pid=116859&bid=282381&PHS=116859282381&click=1&rsrc=3" target="_blank"><img src="http://bdv.bidvertiser.com/BidVertiser.dbm?pid=116859&bid=282381&PHS=116859282381&rssimage=1&rsrc=3" border="0"/></a></div>Deepak Shrivastavahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04940660590387353175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-478235899621045774.post-65392706166352366042009-10-05T03:57:00.000-07:002009-10-11T04:04:29.166-07:00Lovely Country Name meanings<div class="entry"> <p><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(96, 154, 159);">H O L L A N D </span></span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: rgb(96, 154, 159);">Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.</span></span><br /><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(96, 154, 159);">I T A L Y </span></span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: rgb(96, 154, 159);">I Trust And Love You.</span></span><br /><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(96, 154, 159);">L I B Y A </span></span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: rgb(96, 154, 159);">Love Is Beautiful; You Also.</span></span><br /><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(96, 154, 159);">F R A N C E </span></span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: rgb(96, 154, 159);"><span id="lw_1243580086_0" class="yshortcuts" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204); cursor: pointer;">Friendships</span> Remain And Never Can End.</span></span><br /><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(96, 154, 159);">C H I N A </span></span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: rgb(96, 154, 159);">Come Here …I Need Affection.</span></span><br /><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(96, 154, 159);">B U R M A </span></span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: rgb(96, 154, 159);"><span id="lw_1243580086_1" class="yshortcuts">Between Us</span>, <span id="lw_1243580086_2" class="yshortcuts" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204); cursor: pointer;">Remember Me</span> Always.</span></span><br /><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(96, 154, 159);">N E P A L </span></span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: rgb(96, 154, 159);">Never Ever Part As Lovers.</span></span><br /><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(96, 154, 159);">I N D I A </span></span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: rgb(96, 154, 159);">I Nearly Died In Adoration.</span></span><br /><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(96, 154, 159);">K E N Y A </span></span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: rgb(96, 154, 159);">Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing.</span></span><br /><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(96, 154, 159);">C A N A D A </span></span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: rgb(96, 154, 159);">Cute And Naughty Action that Developed into Attraction</span></span><br /><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(96, 154, 159);">K O R E A </span></span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: rgb(96, 154, 159);">Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every adversity.</span></span><br /><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(96, 154, 159);">E G Y P T </span></span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: rgb(96, 154, 159);">Everything’s Great, You Pretty Thing</span></span><br /><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(96, 154, 159);">M A N I L A </span></span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: rgb(96, 154, 159);">May All Nights Inspire <span id="lw_1243580086_3" class="yshortcuts" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204); cursor: pointer;">Love Always</span>.</span></span><br /><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(96, 154, 159);">P E R U </span></span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: rgb(96, 154, 159);">Phorget (Forget) Everyone… Remember Us.</span></span><br /><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(96, 154, 159);">T H A I L A N D </span></span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: rgb(96, 154, 159);">Totally Happy. Always In Love And Never Dull.</span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(96, 154, 159);">H O L L A N D </span></span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: rgb(96, 154, 159);">Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.</span></span><br /><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(96, 154, 159);">I T A L Y </span></span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: rgb(96, 154, 159);">I Trust And Love You.</span></span><br /><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(96, 154, 159);">L I B Y A </span></span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: rgb(96, 154, 159);">Love Is Beautiful; You Also.</span></span><br /><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(96, 154, 159);">F R A N C E </span></span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: rgb(96, 154, 159);"><span id="lw_1243580086_0" class="yshortcuts" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204); cursor: pointer;">Friendships</span> Remain And Never Can End.</span></span><br /><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(96, 154, 159);">C H I N A </span></span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: rgb(96, 154, 159);">Come Here …I Need Affection.</span></span><br /><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(96, 154, 159);">B U R M A </span></span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: rgb(96, 154, 159);"><span id="lw_1243580086_1" class="yshortcuts">Between Us</span>, <span id="lw_1243580086_2" class="yshortcuts" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204); cursor: pointer;">Remember Me</span> Always.</span></span><br /><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(96, 154, 159);">N E P A L </span></span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: rgb(96, 154, 159);">Never Ever Part As Lovers.</span></span><br /><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(96, 154, 159);">I N D I A </span></span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: rgb(96, 154, 159);">I Nearly Died In Adoration.</span></span><br /><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(96, 154, 159);">K E N Y A </span></span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: rgb(96, 154, 159);">Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing.</span></span><br /><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(96, 154, 159);">C A N A D A </span></span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: rgb(96, 154, 159);">Cute And Naughty Action that Developed into Attraction</span></span><br /><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(96, 154, 159);">K O R E A </span></span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: rgb(96, 154, 159);">Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every adversity.</span></span><br /><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(96, 154, 159);">E G Y P T </span></span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: rgb(96, 154, 159);">Everything’s Great, You Pretty Thing</span></span><br /><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(96, 154, 159);">M A N I L A </span></span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: rgb(96, 154, 159);">May All Nights Inspire <span id="lw_1243580086_3" class="yshortcuts" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204); cursor: pointer;">Love Always</span>.</span></span><br /><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(96, 154, 159);">P E R U </span></span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: rgb(96, 154, 159);">Phorget (Forget) Everyone… Remember Us.</span></span><br /><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(96, 154, 159);">T H A I L A N D </span></span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: rgb(96, 154, 159);">Totally Happy. Always In Love And Never Dull.</span></span></p> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><a href="http://secure.bidvertiser.com/performance/bdv_rss_rd.dbm?pid=116859&bid=282381&PHS=116859282381&click=1&rsrc=3" target="_blank"><img src="http://bdv.bidvertiser.com/BidVertiser.dbm?pid=116859&bid=282381&PHS=116859282381&rssimage=1&rsrc=3" border="0"/></a></div>Deepak Shrivastavahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04940660590387353175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-478235899621045774.post-47280866722048531432009-09-21T05:58:00.001-07:002009-09-21T05:58:52.001-07:00Some Cool Sms Jokes<p>Patient:-doctor mujhe beemari hae khana na khau to bhuk lag jaati hae,jyada kaam karta hu to thakan lag jaati hae,der tak utha rahu to need aa jaati hae.Kya karu?<br />Doctor:-Raat bhar dhoop mae bhete raho sahi ho jaoge.<br />___________________________________________________________<br />Ques - Santa ne aag mein jalte hue makaan se 7 logo ko baahar nikla lakin ab wo jail me hai kyun ?<br />Ans - Kunki sabi 7 log FIREMEN they.<br />___________________________________________________________<br />Film Director to Actor: Tum ko 100 feet ki height se swimming pool me jump lagana hai.<br />Actor: Par mere ko tairna nahi aata, mein doob jaunga.<br />Film Director: Don't worry, pool me paani nahi hai.<br />___________________________________________________________<br />Santa- Agar nariyal k ped pe chhad jaun to Engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jaayengi??<br />Banta- Zaroor!! Aur haath chhod dega to medical college ki bhi dikh jaayengi.. ;-)<br />___________________________________________________________<br />GADHE ke samne 1 PAANI ki & 1 DARU ki balti rakhi'<br />GADHA Paani pi gaya.<br />Police ne sharabi se pucha- Tune is se kya sikha???<br />Sharabi- Jo DAARU nahi pita vo GADHA hai...<br />___________________________________________________________<br />1 ladka apne gf k liye chudiya lekar jata he!<br />GF- khud hi pehnado<br />Boy- mujhe kya pta tha itna acha response milega varna me kapde lekar ata<br />___________________________________________________________</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><a href="http://secure.bidvertiser.com/performance/bdv_rss_rd.dbm?pid=116859&bid=282381&PHS=116859282381&click=1&rsrc=3" target="_blank"><img src="http://bdv.bidvertiser.com/BidVertiser.dbm?pid=116859&bid=282381&PHS=116859282381&rssimage=1&rsrc=3" border="0"/></a></div>Deepak Shrivastavahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04940660590387353175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-478235899621045774.post-1148039071035135882009-09-19T05:59:00.000-07:002009-09-19T06:00:05.846-07:00Mushkil hai hal-e-dil unhe sunaye kaiseDil ke armano ko ankho se samjhaye kaise<br />Mushkil hai hal-e-dil unhe sunaye kaise<br /><br />Unki chahat hai hame unko ye bataye kaise<br />jamane ki majburiyo se baaj aaye kaise<br /><br />kashti hai beech samandar me bachaye kaise<br />aandhiyo me diya aone ishq ka jalaye kaise<br /><br />shara me aagaye hai gulshan ki talash me<br />baharo ko tere ghar ka pata bataye kaise<br /><br />ham tanha nahi deewano ke sahar me aadin<br />jakhm kitne mile hai kisiko dikhaye kaise<div class="blogger-post-footer"><a href="http://secure.bidvertiser.com/performance/bdv_rss_rd.dbm?pid=116859&bid=282381&PHS=116859282381&click=1&rsrc=3" target="_blank"><img src="http://bdv.bidvertiser.com/BidVertiser.dbm?pid=116859&bid=282381&PHS=116859282381&rssimage=1&rsrc=3" border="0"/></a></div>Deepak Shrivastavahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04940660590387353175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-478235899621045774.post-34996353577484909302009-09-17T05:58:00.000-07:002009-09-19T06:00:36.784-07:00Ankho se bahte aansuo ne bahut rulaya hameyaad aaya jab bhi wo gujara jamana kabhi<br /><br />ankho se bahte aansuo ne bahut rulaya hame<br /><br />unhe bhulane ki kosis tamam naummid hogayi<br /><br />Door jakar bhi hamse usne bahut sataya hame<br /><br />Ishq ki gahraiyo se jo gujra na tha kabhi<br /><br />fakat Usine aakhir bimar-e-ishq banaya hame<br /><br />Thi jinse ummid meri kashti ko bachane ki<br /><br />usi nakhuda ne aadin phir aaj dubaya hame<div class="blogger-post-footer"><a href="http://secure.bidvertiser.com/performance/bdv_rss_rd.dbm?pid=116859&bid=282381&PHS=116859282381&click=1&rsrc=3" target="_blank"><img src="http://bdv.bidvertiser.com/BidVertiser.dbm?pid=116859&bid=282381&PHS=116859282381&rssimage=1&rsrc=3" border="0"/></a></div>Deepak Shrivastavahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04940660590387353175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-478235899621045774.post-63116527939631157062009-09-15T05:55:00.000-07:002009-09-19T05:56:46.682-07:00Father of the Nation<div style="text-align: justify;">God asked Lal Bahadur Shastri how many children he had during his time on earth. He replied saying he had three! Happy with the relatively good family planning adopted, God gave Shastri a Mercedes!<br /><br />Subhash Chandra Bose is asked the same question.<br />When he replies he had 10 children, God is a bit upset and gives him a cheaper car, the Ford.<br /><br />Jawaharlal is next.<br />He decides to see what happens if he says he had 15 children, God is pretty angry and gives him an inexpensive Maruti.<br /><br />Sometime later the three see Mahatma Gandhi returning on foot.<br />They ask why God hadn’t given him anything.<br />Gandhiji replied with anger, “Some idiot told God that I was the FATHER OF THE NATION!”<br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><a href="http://secure.bidvertiser.com/performance/bdv_rss_rd.dbm?pid=116859&bid=282381&PHS=116859282381&click=1&rsrc=3" target="_blank"><img src="http://bdv.bidvertiser.com/BidVertiser.dbm?pid=116859&bid=282381&PHS=116859282381&rssimage=1&rsrc=3" border="0"/></a></div>Deepak Shrivastavahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04940660590387353175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-478235899621045774.post-27810783677545828152009-09-12T05:46:00.000-07:002009-09-19T05:50:48.555-07:00Interview Of IAS<div style="text-align: justify;" mce_style="text-align: justify;" class="entry"> <p><b>One young man went for an IAS Interview. </b></p> <p>“When did India get independence?” He was asked.”The efforts began a few years earlier and final result was in 1947″ He replied.”Who was responsible for our independence?”.”There were so many. Whom to mention?.If I name one it will be a injustice to another.”He replied.”Is corruption the number one enemy in our country?”.”Some research is going on the subject and I can answer with certainly only after seeing the report” He replied. </p> <p>The interview board was very pleased with his original and thoughtful answers and asked him not to reveal the questions to others,since they were planning to ask the same questions. When he went out naturally others were curious to know what was asked. He politely declined, but one persistent Sardar would not leave him. </p> <p>“At least tell me the answers” he pleaded, and our friend obliged. Then it was the turn of this Sardar. When he went inside, since his resume was slightly illegible, the board member asked him.”By the way, what is your date of birth?” He replied, “The effort began a few years earlier </p> <p>and final result was in 1947.” Somewhat puzzled, they asked another clarification.”What is your fathers name?” He replied, “There were so many. Whom to mention”. If I name one it will be injustice to another” The interviewer was incensed. “Hey! are you mad or what?” He replied.<br /></p><p> “Some research is going on the subject. I can answer with certainty only after seeing the report.”</p> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><a href="http://secure.bidvertiser.com/performance/bdv_rss_rd.dbm?pid=116859&bid=282381&PHS=116859282381&click=1&rsrc=3" target="_blank"><img src="http://bdv.bidvertiser.com/BidVertiser.dbm?pid=116859&bid=282381&PHS=116859282381&rssimage=1&rsrc=3" border="0"/></a></div>Deepak Shrivastavahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04940660590387353175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-478235899621045774.post-3027794967482079652009-09-10T05:43:00.000-07:002009-09-19T05:46:10.929-07:00Men Are Like....1. Men are like ...Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.<br /><br />2. Men are like .Bananas ..... The older they get, the less firm they are.<br /><br />3. Men are like .....Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.<br /><br />4. Men are like Blenders ... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.<br /><br />5. Men are like Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.<br /><br />6. Men are like Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.<br /><br />7. Men are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.<br /><br />8. Men are like .....Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.<br /><br />9. Men are like ..Mascara They usually run at the first sign of emotion.<br /><br />10. Men are like ..Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.<br /><br />11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.<br /><br />12. Men are like ......Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.<br /><br />13. Men are like ....Parking Spots ....... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><a href="http://secure.bidvertiser.com/performance/bdv_rss_rd.dbm?pid=116859&bid=282381&PHS=116859282381&click=1&rsrc=3" target="_blank"><img src="http://bdv.bidvertiser.com/BidVertiser.dbm?pid=116859&bid=282381&PHS=116859282381&rssimage=1&rsrc=3" border="0"/></a></div>Deepak Shrivastavahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04940660590387353175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-478235899621045774.post-23275587247416754132009-08-26T22:08:00.000-07:002009-08-26T23:29:56.660-07:00Conclusion - A sweet storyOne old man was sitting with his 25 years old son in the train. Train is about to leave the station. All passengers are settling down their seat. As train started young man was filled with lot of joy and curiosity. He was sitting on the window side. He went out one hand and feeling the passing air. He shouted, "Papa see all trees are going behind". Old man smile and admired son feelings.<br /><br />Beside the young man one couple was sitting and listing all the conversion between father and son. They were little awkward the attitude of 25 years old man behaving like a small child. Suddenly young man again shouted, "Papa see the pond and animals. Clouds are moving with train".<br /><br />Couple was watching the young man in embarrassingly. Now its start raining and some of water drops touches the young man's hand. He filled with joy and he closed the eyes. He shouted again," Papa it's raining, water is touching me, see papa". Couple couldn't help themselves and ask to old man. Why don’t you visit the Doctor and get treated your son.<br /><br /> Old man said," Yes, We were coming from hospital only. <span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Today only my son got the eyes first time in life</span>".<br /><br /> Moral: "Don’t draw conclusions until you know all the facts".<div class="blogger-post-footer"><a href="http://secure.bidvertiser.com/performance/bdv_rss_rd.dbm?pid=116859&bid=282381&PHS=116859282381&click=1&rsrc=3" target="_blank"><img src="http://bdv.bidvertiser.com/BidVertiser.dbm?pid=116859&bid=282381&PHS=116859282381&rssimage=1&rsrc=3" border="0"/></a></div>Deepak Shrivastavahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04940660590387353175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-478235899621045774.post-90208995731184115882009-08-22T21:09:00.000-07:002009-08-26T21:09:50.080-07:00Dinner Conversation Went Wrong<div class="PostContent"> <p>Wife: “What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?”</p> <p>Husband: “Definitely not!”</p> <p>Wife: “Why not? Don’t you like being married?”</p> <p>Husband: “Of course I do.”</p> <p>Wife: “Then why wouldn’t you remarry?”</p> <p>Husband: “okay, … I’d get married again.”</p> <p>Wife: “You would???” (with a hurtful look on her face)</p> <p>Husband: (makes an audible groan)</p> <p>Wife: “Would you sleep with her in our bed?”</p> <p>Husband: “Where else would we sleep?”</p> <p>Wife: “Would you replace my pictures with hers?”</p> <p>Husband: “That would seem like the proper thing to do.”</p> <p>Wife: “Would she use my golf clubs?”</p> <p>Husband: “No, …she’s left-handed.”</p> <p>Wife: (silence)</p> <p>Husband: “Oh…Shit.”</p> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><a href="http://secure.bidvertiser.com/performance/bdv_rss_rd.dbm?pid=116859&bid=282381&PHS=116859282381&click=1&rsrc=3" target="_blank"><img src="http://bdv.bidvertiser.com/BidVertiser.dbm?pid=116859&bid=282381&PHS=116859282381&rssimage=1&rsrc=3" border="0"/></a></div>Deepak Shrivastavahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04940660590387353175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-478235899621045774.post-27844710966716920132009-08-21T21:06:00.000-07:002009-08-26T21:07:47.545-07:00Love and Marriage<div class="PostContent"> <p>Love and Marriage</p> <p>Love is holding hands in the street.<br />Marriage is holding arguments in the street.</p> <p>Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.<br />Marriage is a take home packet.</p> <p>Love is cuddling on a sofa.<br />Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.</p> <p>Love is talking about having children.<br />Marriage is talking about getting away from children.</p> <p>Love is going to bed early.<br />Marriage is going to sleep early.</p> <p>Love is a romantic drive.<br />Marriage is arrive on tops curvy tarmac .</p> <p>Love is losing your appetite.<br />Marriage is losing your figure.</p> <p>Love is sweet nothing in the ear.<br />Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.</p> <p>Tv has no place in love.<br />Marriage is a fight for remote control.</p> <p>Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.<br />Marriage is “Don’t you think you’ve had enough!”.</p> <p>Conclusion: “Love is blind, Marriage is an eye opener!” ‘,</p> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><a href="http://secure.bidvertiser.com/performance/bdv_rss_rd.dbm?pid=116859&bid=282381&PHS=116859282381&click=1&rsrc=3" target="_blank"><img src="http://bdv.bidvertiser.com/BidVertiser.dbm?pid=116859&bid=282381&PHS=116859282381&rssimage=1&rsrc=3" border="0"/></a></div>Deepak Shrivastavahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04940660590387353175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-478235899621045774.post-79603869003361552872009-08-20T21:04:00.000-07:002009-08-26T21:06:01.320-07:0010 Husbands, Still a Virgin<div class="PostContent"> <p>A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.</p> <p>On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.”</p> <p>“What?” said the puzzled groom.</p> <p>“How can that be if you’ve been married ten times?”</p> <p>“Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.</p> <p>Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he’d look into it and get back to me.</p> <p>Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn’t get the system up.</p> <p>Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn’t know when he would be able to deliver.</p> <p>Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.</p> <p>Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn’t sure whether it was his job or not.</p> <p>Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.</p> <p>Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.</p> <p>Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.</p> <p>Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was… God! I miss him! But now that I’ve married you, I’m really excited!”</p> <p>“Good,” said the new husband, “but, why?”</p> <p>“You’re a lawyer. This time I know I’m gonna get screwed!”</p> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><a href="http://secure.bidvertiser.com/performance/bdv_rss_rd.dbm?pid=116859&bid=282381&PHS=116859282381&click=1&rsrc=3" target="_blank"><img src="http://bdv.bidvertiser.com/BidVertiser.dbm?pid=116859&bid=282381&PHS=116859282381&rssimage=1&rsrc=3" border="0"/></a></div>Deepak Shrivastavahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04940660590387353175noreply@blogger.com0