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Doctor And Pappu
Doctor to patient : Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai.
Pappu : Doctor saheb Pehle se zyada kharab ho gayi hai.
Doctor : dawai khali thi kya?
Pappu : Nai doctor saheb. dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi.
Doctor : Are Pappu ji mere kehne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li
thi kya.
Pappu : Ji, aapne dawai de di thi aur maine le li thi.
Doctor: Abe, dawai pili thi kya?
Pappu : Oho, nai doctor saheb dawai to lal thi.
Doctor : Abe GADHE, Dawai ko piliya tha kya?
Pappu : Nai. Doctor, Piliya to mujhe tha.
Doctor( in frustration) : Abe teri to, Dawai ko muh lagakar Pet
me dala tha k nai?
Pappu : Nai doctor saheb.
Doctor : Kyon?
Pappu : Kyonki dhakkan band tha.
Doctor : Teri sale, to Khola kyon nai.
Pappu : Saheb, aapne hi to kaha tha ki, shishi ka dhakkan band
rakhna.
Doctor : Tera ilaj main nai kar sakta.
Pappu : Accha Doctor saheb ye to bata do ki main thik kaise hounga
Article on Sharab
but you must take it as a Royal Challenge,
otherwise people will call you an Old Monk
And stick a Black Label on you but you must
Fight like a Napoleon and live like a Bag Piper,
Walk like a Johny walker, work till 8 pm, think
Like a Director Special, then your life will be like
Imperial Blue. If you will do all the above thing
You will be the U B Export and then there will
Be a very good value for your Signature.
Performance pressure
“Agar tum logon ne kal se Do — Do ande nahi diye to kal se tumhara dana pani band ” Murgiya dar gayi ….sab ne do do ande diye magar ek murgi ne sirf ek anda diya “ Malik “tum ne 1 anda hi kyon diya “
. .
. Jawab mila.
. .. “Sir ye aapke darr ki wajah se de diya hai, waise to main Murga hoon.