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एक दिन की बात है दिल्ली के ५० वर्षो से सेवा में कार्यरत (डी टी सी) बस में बहुत भीड़ थी!

पास में एक खड़ी युवती बहुत परेशान थी !

युवती के ठीक पीछे खड़ा एक बिनम्र युवक बार - बार ड्राईवर के ब्रैक लगाने से युवती से टकरा जाता था !

युवती की परेशानी और बढाती जा रही थी !

रस्ते में ऐसा कई बार हुआ !

अचानक बस (डी यु) के पास पहुँचने ही वाली थी की एक बार और युवक जा टकराया !

युवती आपे से बहार तेज गुस्से में :- क्या कर रहे हो idiot ?

बिनम्र युवत बेचारा बिनम्र स्वभाव में - मैडम (डी यु ) से M A!

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पति-पत्नी में झगडा हो रहा था। पत्नी सुबकते हुए बोली - काश मैंने अपनी मां की राय मानी होती और तुमसे शादी न की होती ।

पति - क्या .... ? तुम्हारा मतलब तुम्हारी मां ने तुम्हें मुझसे शादी न करने की राय दी थी ?

पत्नी - और नहीं तो क्या ?

पति - हे भगवान ! और मैं आज तक उस औरत को कितना गलत समझता था .......

PostHeaderIcon Funny - Jokes to Open a Presentation

An simple and simple way to anon add amusement to your presentation is to cover it in your introduction. This way you can potentially accept your admirers bedlam even afore you set bottom on stage, this is not a bad thing. Now, if I say you can use jokes to accessible a presentation you do not necessarily accept to use a artery joke.
If you are not bright on the term, a artery antic is a antic you get told by a acquaintance or plan aide in a amusing situation. Such as the "man walks into a bar..." blazon jokes. More generally than not these do not accept an authorship.
But you do not accept to use those. You can artlessly actualize your own presentation addition jokes, but harnessing your own faculty of humor. Can you anticipate of something humorous, and accordant to your presentation which the being introducing you can apprehend out? Quick tip; if you do accomplish abiding it is adapted for the ambiance you are speaking in.
Is there a way that you can acquisition a amusing quote, or central antic that connects able-bodied with your presentation as able-bodied as with your audience?
You can use artery jokes, but I would accommodate two warnings if you do so. The aboriginal is if you use a artery antic I would adapt it so that it was in my words and I would personalise it. Secondly, be actual accurate if you acquisition a artery antic online or in a book. There is a actual top adventitious that anyone abroad may be application the aforementioned joke. If they are on the aforementioned bill as you it could be dangerous. Or if you are the alone speaker, you ability accept anyone advancing up to you afterwards and cogent you that they had heard the antic before.
Also, abounding presenters decay admired admirers affiliation time by accepting their addition arranged with biographical information. You apperceive the type, "our next apostle as an MBA, BBC and NBC..." who cares?
Remember that your admirers is consistently traveling to be thinking: "what is in it for me?" So why not acquaint them appropriate off the bat? Inform your admirers absolutely what they will get out of alert to you. What is their yield away? Will they apprentice a specific set of tools? Are you giving them an activity plan?
By cogent them what they can apprehend to get out of your presentation afore you even begin, you can advice grab their absorption afore you even airing out in foreground of them. So not alone are you abutting with your admirers through the ability of amusement by application jokes to accessible a presentation, but you are aswell relaying the allowances they will get.

PostHeaderIcon How to Tell Jokes and Be Funny

Jokes are abundant ice breakers, affection lifters and a abundant antecedent of happiness. There may be some humans who are actual accomplished if it comes to cogent jokes but you can at atomic apprentice how to acquaint jokes and be funny.
Learning how to acquaint jokes and be funny can be a abundant skill. In fact, one of the characteristics that abounding women adulation in a man is a acceptable faculty of humor. Aside from that, abounding humans adulation a funny man. Of course, cipher hates a man who can accomplish them laugh. Aside from getting a blithe companion, getting funny can aswell accomplish you an absorbing apostle and activity of the party.
Even if you are not a able comedian, it helps a lot to apprentice to acquaint funny jokes already in a while - to breach the ice on affairs or on conversations, to be able to admix with added humans and to be added interesting. To advice you with these, actuality are a few tips you can do.
Know your audience. It is important that you acquaint jokes to adapted humans and that you accomplish abiding you are able a antic that is ill-fitted to your audience. Especially if it comes to jokes about stereotypes or ethnicity, you ability wish to be accurate with who you are talking to afore authoritative a joke.
Find new jokes and don't just await on those old jokes you accept heard and apparently everybody has heard before. This is one tip that you should accumulate in apperception consistently if you wish to be that funny guy. Although jokes are the a lot of accepted agency of authoritative anybody laugh, you can about acquisition bite curve and one-liners that can aswell be abundant - and you can breed that if you accept a aptitude for that.
Proper timing is aswell capital in acquirements how to acquaint jokes. If in a chat you accept anticipation about a antic that would be adapted and of the appropriate timing, don't delay that the atmosphere has died down afore arise that joke. It would not be funny anymore if your admirers has already absent the momentum. Do not aswell be too acquisitive to accord all your best jokes at once. Humans would not be amused alert to the aforementioned old jokes over and over again, so accord alone jokes that are accordant to the bearings at hand.

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Symbol: WO
Atomic weight: (don’t even go there)
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