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These days in the path of success of the businesses the internet marketing services are playing very important role. In the services line of the internet services it includes manifold services for the website promotion. They also provide the SEO services to help in achieving the top ranking on the first page of the major search engines like Google, Yahoo, MSN, and Bing. There are many different companies that are providing the all kind of the internet marketing services to all type of the businesses. The charges may be different from one to another company thus one should always select that one that is offering the services as according to the need of the business and also charging very reasonable prices that is easily affordable.
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1 - मालिक: तुम बाथरूम में क्यू घुस आए, क्या तुम्हे पता नही था की मैं नहा रहा हूँ?
नौकर: हज़ूर ग़लती हो गयी, में समझा था बेगम साहिबा है.
2 - टीचर: सच ओर वहम में क्या फ़र्क़ है ?
स्टूडेंट: आप जो हमें पढ़ा रही हैं वो सच है, लेकिन हम सब पढ़ रहे हैं ये आपका वहम है……..
3- लड़का: माँ, आज मेरा दोस्त घर आ रहा है….
घर के सब खिलोने छिपा दे.
माँ: तेरा दोस्त चोर है क्या?
लड़का: नहीं, वो अपने खिलोने पहेचान लेगा !
4- एक छोटा बच्चा बहुत देर से घर के बाहर खड़ा दरवाजे की घंटी बजाने की कॉसिश कर रहा था.तो एक बूढ़ा आदमी आया और कहा:
बूढ़ा आदमी: क्या कर रहे हो बेटा?
बच्चा: अंकल, यह घंटी बजाना चाहता हूँ.
बूढ़ा आदमी (घंटी बजi के): यह लो बज गया, अब क्या है?
बच्चा: अब भागो!
5- कस्टमर: मुझे फोन पेर धमकिया मिल रही है.
पोलीस: कौन है वो जो आपको धमकिया दे रहा है?
कस्टमर: टेलिफोन वाले बोलते है के, “बिल नही भरोगे तो काट देंगे.”
6 - लोग कहते हैं की खुदा ने आपको बड़ी फ़ुर्सत में बनाया है…
ठीक ही कहते हैं, फालतू काम फ़ुर्सत में ही तो किए जाते हैं.
7 - जो तुमको हो पसंद वोही बात कहेंगे,
तुम दिन को अगर रात कहो तो रात कहेंगे,
क्यूंकी… … “पागलो से बहस नही की जा सकती”….
8 - बहू का फर्स्ट अफेयर सुनने के बाद ससुर ने बहू को मारा!
2न्ड अफेयर पता लगने पर पति ने मारा!
लेकिन सास हर बार चुप रही!
क्यूंकी सास भी कभी बहू थी!
9 - टीचर: उसने खुद खुशी कर ली, उससे खुद खुशी करनी पड़ी, डिफरेन्स बताओ.
स्टूडेंट: पहले वाला पढ़ा लिखा बेरोज़गार था, दूसरा शादी शुदा था.
10 - एक बार एक तोता उड़ रहा था फुल स्पीड पर.
उसके सामने अचानक फुल स्पीड में एक फरारी आ रही थी, दोनो की टक्कर हुई…
तोता बेहोश होगा या, रास्ते में एक भिकारी था उसने तोता को उठाया और घर ले गया.
उसको मरहम लगाया और पिंजरे में रख दिया.
जब तोता को होश आया, उसने अपने आप को पिंजरे में देखा.
और बोला, “आईला … जेल …. वो फरारी का ड्राइवर मर गया क्या ??
Artists always need fame and popularity by their side to help them get more assignments, which in turn helps them to earn money. If the artist does not promote himself well, then people will not know about his existence, and he may not be able to get as many assignments as any other artist who may probably be less skilled than him, but may be promoting himself well. Therefore, for every artist, getting people to know his work is of extreme importance.
One very easy and smart way of doing this is by gaining an online presence. These days, everyone uses the Internet for personal and professional purposes, and the number of people who surf the Internet for leisure purposes is also very high. So an artist can register himself on multiple art sharing sites and communities, where like-minded people will be able to view his work, and may turn out to be clients in the future.
Many times, upcoming artists also take part in art contests online to gain recognition. The advantage of taking part in online art contests is that people from all over the world get to see an artist’s work, and the artist of course also stands a chance of winning great prizes. While art contests for money may charge a participation fee from the artist, and the collected fee from all participants may be used to give the prizes to the winners, free art contests are mainly organized with the spirit of healthy and mutually beneficial exchange of art and its knowledge.
Sending text messages on the phone to show how much you love someone. When structuring the text a little creativity and innovation will be necessary to offer content that will not only send the message, but send the message with style. If not that of your friends have been pushing him quiet with a joke by text message and make his day. SMS in English is easier to understand, you can play with words to achieve a unique piece to send to someone. If you run out of ideas this joke to send someone on SMS pick ideas in magazines, online and look around. Sending these messages is fun when you do it with friends.