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PostHeaderIcon jaise ki maut ko aadin kabhi aana na tha

ishq ka dushman ye sara jamana na tha
jise chaha hamne usne apna jana na tha

mahfil me jakar karte bhi to kya karte
jab dard ye kisi ko sunana bhi na tha

hasrat to bahut thi jindagi se hamko
kya karte jeene ka koi bahana na tha

ankhen khuli kabra me raah dekhti rahi
tum na aaye aur tumhe aana bhi na tha

Ek maikada hi tha hamare dard ka rahbar
duniya me apna koi thikhana bhi na tha

ab kyun rote ho aaka meri kabra pe aakar
jaise ki maut ko aadin kabhi aana na tha

By - Aadin

PostHeaderIcon Some 4 Liners part 2

Mohabbat karne vaalo ke dil toot hii jaate hain
haath aa kar haatho se choot hii jaate hain,
jinki vaffayo par hota hai bharosa,
aksar vi shakhs ruth hii jaate hain.
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Humko btaya tha unhone ek baar
ki unko sirf ujaale hii bhaate hain
kahin vo darr na jayein andhere mein
is liye roshni ke liye dil jlaaye jaate hain
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kuch hosh nahin hota, kuch yaad nahi hota,
kya mohabbat karne wala insaan ,insaan nahi hota,
jinhe nahi milti wo hi jaante hain kadar iski,
jinhe milti hai wo ispe meharbaan nahi hota...!
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Nigahein dar pe lagi hain aur hum udaas baithe hain,
Tere aane ki lekar aas baithe hain,
yu hi to nahin dil ki badhti dhadkane
aisa lagta hai jaise aap mere paas baithe hain...
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Tujhe yaqeen nahi magar yahi sach hai
mein terey waastey umrein guzaar sakta hoon
yahi nahi ke tujhey jeetne ki khawaahish hai
Mein terey waastey khud ko bhi haar sakta hoon

PostHeaderIcon Some 4 Liners

dil k kareeb aake jab wo door ho gaye
saare haseen khab choor choor ho gaye
humne wafa nibhayi to badnamiyan mili aur
jo log bewafa the wo mashhoor ho gaye
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Pyaar ki har rasam nibha di humne,
tujhe paane ke liye hasti mita di humne ,
tumne kadar na jaani meri vaffayo ki,
teri aarzoo mein har khushi luta di humne.
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Meri tassali ke liye muskuraya to karo,
fijool hii sahi aankhe milaya to karo,
itni bhi dushmani achhi nahi hoti,
kabhi-kabhi humari gali mein bhi aaya to karo.
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Kaash tum vaade apne nibha jaate,
kissi surat dil mera behla jaate,
kyon maikhane jaa kar hum shraab uthate,
agar tum aankho se apni pila jaate.
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Todkar dil mera tum pachtayogi bohat,
yaad mein humari ashq bahayogi bohat,
hum vo hain jo mudkar nahi dekha karte,
lootkar na aayenge vaise tum bulayogi bohat.

PostHeaderIcon Inspirational Story - Best Moral

A training program for top management.

A well-known motivational speaker gathering the entire crowd's attention, said,
"The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife !"

The crowd was shocked!

He followed up by saying, "That woman was my mother!"

The crowd burst into laughter and he gave his speech, which was well received.

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About a week later, one of the top managers who had the training decided to use that joke at his house. He
tried to rehearse the joke in his head. It was a bit foggy to him.

He said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"

Naturally, his wife was shell shocked, murmuring.

After standing there for almost 10 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager
finally blurted out "... and I can't remember who she was !"

As expected, he got thrashing of his life time....

Moral of the story : Don't copy if you can't paste

PostHeaderIcon Dil me basaya hai tumhe

Dil me basaya hai tumhe kabhi aate jate raha karo
kuch meri ghajle suna karo kuch apne sher kaha karo

jab hote ho paas to dhadkane jawan hoti hai dil ki
na do jindagi ki dua bus mere kareeb raha karo

tumhe dekhte hai to in aankho ko sukoon hota hai
so jayein kabhi to ban ke khwab ankho me raha karo

Aadin Dil hai banjar baharo se dushmani hai meri
kabhi ban kar sawan mere rooh par barsa karo

PostHeaderIcon Performance Pressure

Poultry farm ke malik ne tammam Murgiyon ko Order diya
"Agar tum logon ne kal se Do -- Do ande nahi diye to kal se tumhara dana pani band "

Murgiya dar gayi ....sab ne do do ande diye magar ek murgi ne sirf ek anda diya "

Malik "tum ne 1 anda hi kyon diya "
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Jawab mila.
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"Sir ye aapke darr ki wajah se de diya hai, waise to main Murga hoon.

PostHeaderIcon Ek Khwahish Hai

ek khwaish hai jhalak mil jaye uss chehre ki
ke iss deedaar ki baat ki koi tamanna na rahe

ek khwaish hai uss dil tak pahunche sadayein
ke do dilon ki dhadkonon mein koi doori na rahe

ek khwaish hai rishta jood jaye uss naam se
ke phir jooda rehne ki koi majboori na rahe

ek khwaish hai woh pyar mile unse
ke iss dil ki koi aur arzoo na rahe

ek khwaish hai woh haath tham le is tarah
ke phir iss dil ki koi kamjori na rahe

ek khwaish hai maut aa jaye unki baahon mein
ke phir zindagi se koi shikayat na rahe

ek khwaish hai ke laut aaye woh
ke phir intzaar ki koi wajah na rahe

ek khwaish hai bhar jaye khushiyon se daaman
ke kisi gham ki koi jagah na rahe

ek khwaish hai sang chale woh umr bhar mere
ke phir kisi aur ka aasra na rahe

ek khwaish poori ho jaye her khwaish iss dil ki
ke phir khuda se koi iltazaa na rahe.

PostHeaderIcon Shayari with Fun

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na janey kyun annkhen naam hein hamari

koi to hay sala jo pyaz kaat raha hay...

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jee bhar kar hamen roney do Aaaj

ek hi larki ka number tha wo bhi delete hogaya.

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Lait ke aksar ye sochta hoon main

agar baith kar sochon to konsi maut aajaeygi....
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aaj wo milney per bohot hans rahi thi

uskey janey ke baad pata chala ke meri pant ki zip khuli thi....

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hawa sehat k liye achi hoti hey dosto

us ney ye keh kar meri dhoti khenchli....
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PostHeaderIcon aadin aansuo se na ho daman kisi ka maila

Kabhi sath chalkar kabhi mujhe sath lekar
badal gaya wo sakhs mere halat badal kar

jispe hua tera karam wo khushnaseeb hoga
mere armaan bah gaye ashko ke sath dhalkar

tere julfo ke saaye dil aaj bhi dhundta hai
kabhi kali ghata bankar kafi chawn bankar

roshan hui hai shama uth ke mahfil se meri
mere charag bujh rahe hai teri yaad me jalke

aye khuda de pata mujhe mere sukoon-e-yaar ka
jo chip gaya hai kahi mere jabaat badalkar

aadin aansuo se na ho daman kisi ka maila
aaino ka sahar hai ye le saans bhi sambhal ke

PostHeaderIcon Pappu and Doctor

Doctor to patient : Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai.
Pappu : Doctor saheb Pehle se zyada kharab ho gayi hai.Doctor : dawai khali thi kya?
Pappu : Nai doctor saheb. dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi.
Doctor : Are Pappu ji mere kehne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li thi kya.
Pappu : Ji, aapne dawai de di thi aur maine le li thi.
Doctor: Abe, dawai pili thi kya?
Pappu : Oho, nai doctor saheb dawai to lal thi.
Doctor : Abe GADHE, Dawai ko piliya tha kya?
Pappu : Nai. Doctor, Piliya to mujhe tha.
Doctor( in frustration) : Abe teri to, Dawai ko muh lagakar Pet me dala tha k nai?
Pappu : Nai doctor saheb.
Doctor : Kyon?
Pappu : Kyonki dhakkan band tha.
Doctor : Teri sale, to Khola kyon nai.
Pappu : Saheb, aapne hi to kaha tha ki, shishi ka dhakkan band rakhna.
Doctor : Tera ilaj main nai kar sakta.
Pappu : Accha Doctor saheb ye to bata do ki main thik kaise hounga

PostHeaderIcon Pappu Pass Ho Gaya

Pappu ki maut bijli girnay say hui
par uski laash muskuratay hue mili
baghwan ne pucha aisa kyun?
pappu bola “mai nu laga koi photo khinch raiya ae”
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Pappu: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao.!
Wife: Kyun?
Pappu: Doctor ne kaha hai, raat mein dawa khane ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana.
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pappu on telephone : maa ek khus khabri hai…maa : kya khus khabri hai ?pappu : aaj hum do se teen ho gaye….maa : mubarak ho.. ladka hua ya ladki ?pappu : meri biwi ne dusri shaadi karli hai…
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One day evening a Pappuji starts from office to home with pushing his scooter manually. He met his friend on the way… Friend: why are you pushing your scooter manually? Pappuji: ‘I forgot to bring the scooter key from my home. Friend: ‘Is it! Then, how did you come to office from home in the morning?’ Pappuji: ‘I was pushing my scooter from home to office also in the morning.
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Pappu and his wife filed an application 4 Divorce.
Judge asked: How will you divide, you have 3 children?
Pappu replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR
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Interviewar: what s ur qualification?
Pappuji : Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewar: what do u mean by Ph.d?
Pappuji : (smiling) PASSED HIGH SCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.. ..

PostHeaderIcon Love and Ego

Love & Ego
Once upon a time, there was an island, where all the feelings livedtogether. Love, Joy, Peace, Wonder, Amazement, Awe, even hatred & envy andall those you can think of...One day there was a storm in the sea and the island was about to getdrowned. Every feeling was scared but Love made a boat to escape. Everyfeeling boarded the boat. One feeling was left behind. Love got down to seewho it was.
It was EGO
Love tried and tried but ego wasn't moving meanwhile the water was risingby the minute. Every one asked love to leave him and come on the boat, butlove was made to love, he could not leave Ego alone to die. At last all thefeelings escaped and Love died with ego on the island.
Love dies because of EGO.

PostHeaderIcon patthar pe khichi lakeer mitaye kaise

samajh nahi aata usko bhulaye kaise
patthar pe khichi lakeer mitaye kaise
bhool gaya hai mujhe vajood apna hi

Ankho me aks kiska hai bataye kaise
mujhe karke benoor chala gaya sakhs wo

ki khud rang apna kisiko dikhaye kiase
ho jurm to maut bhi haskar kabool

haiapne hi ishq ko mujrim tharaye kaise
apne halat par usse sawal karte aadin

par jo soya ho kabr me use jagaye kaise

PostHeaderIcon पत्नी चालीसा

नमो-नमो पत्नी महारानी,
तुम्हारी महिमा कोई ना जाने !! 1 !!

हमने समझा तुम अबला हो,
पर तुम तो सब से बड़ी बाला हो. !! 2 !!

जिस दिन हाथ में बेलन आवे,
उस दिन पति खूब चिल्लावे !! 3 !!

सारे बेड पे पत्नी सोवे,
पति बैठ फर्श पर रोवे. !! 4 !!

तुमसे ही घर मथुरा,काशी,
और तुमसे ही घर सत्यानसी. !! 5 !!

पत्नी चालीसा जो नर गावे,
सब सुख छोड़ परम दुख पावे.!!

PostHeaderIcon gali ka luccha kutta humko din dahade kaat gaya

Ghanto tak tha raha woh sote
kaise achanak jaag gaya

meri jalebi ki khushboo ko
na jaane kaise bhaap gaya

phir laga peeche aane woh
pathar mara toh bhaag gaya

mere nihathe hote hi woh
phir meri taraf raftaar hua

mera dhuwadar farrata mano
phir pura bekaar gaya

gali ka luccha kutta humko
din dahade kaat gaya

PostHeaderIcon Famous Quotes from Chanakya

Life is what happens when you plan to do other things - John Lennon

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Learn from the mistakes of others… you can’t live long enough to make them all yourselves!!

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Aperson should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and Honest peopleare screwed first.”
- Chanakya
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“Even if a snake is not poisonous, it should pretend to be venomous.”
- Chanakya
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“The biggest guru-mantra is: Never share your secrets with anybody. It will destroy you.”
- Chanakya
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“There is some self-interest behind every friendship. There is no friendship without self-interests. This is a bitter truth.”
- Chanakya
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“Before you start some work, always ask yourself three questions - Why am I doing it, What the results might be and Will I be successful. Only when you think deeply and find satisfactory answers to these questions, go ahead.”
- Chanakya