Cool Jokes Collection

Life is what happens when you plan to do other things - John Lennon

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Learn from the mistakes of others… you can’t live long enough to make them all yourselves!!

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Aperson should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and Honest peopleare screwed first.”
- Chanakya
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“Even if a snake is not poisonous, it should pretend to be venomous.”
- Chanakya
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“The biggest guru-mantra is: Never share your secrets with anybody. It will destroy you.”
- Chanakya
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“There is some self-interest behind every friendship. There is no friendship without self-interests. This is a bitter truth.”
- Chanakya
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“Before you start some work, always ask yourself three questions - Why am I doing it, What the results might be and Will I be successful. Only when you think deeply and find satisfactory answers to these questions, go ahead.”
- Chanakya