Cool Jokes Collection

Pappu ki maut bijli girnay say hui
par uski laash muskuratay hue mili
baghwan ne pucha aisa kyun?
pappu bola “mai nu laga koi photo khinch raiya ae”
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Pappu: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao.!
Wife: Kyun?
Pappu: Doctor ne kaha hai, raat mein dawa khane ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana.
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pappu on telephone : maa ek khus khabri hai…maa : kya khus khabri hai ?pappu : aaj hum do se teen ho gaye….maa : mubarak ho.. ladka hua ya ladki ?pappu : meri biwi ne dusri shaadi karli hai…
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One day evening a Pappuji starts from office to home with pushing his scooter manually. He met his friend on the way… Friend: why are you pushing your scooter manually? Pappuji: ‘I forgot to bring the scooter key from my home. Friend: ‘Is it! Then, how did you come to office from home in the morning?’ Pappuji: ‘I was pushing my scooter from home to office also in the morning.
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Pappu and his wife filed an application 4 Divorce.
Judge asked: How will you divide, you have 3 children?
Pappu replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR
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Interviewar: what s ur qualification?
Pappuji : Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewar: what do u mean by Ph.d?
Pappuji : (smiling) PASSED HIGH SCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.. ..