Cool Jokes Collection

* Winning isn't everything. But wanting to win is.

* You would achieve more, if you don't mind who gets the credit.

* When everything else is lost, the future stillremains.

* Don't fight too much. Or the enemy would know your art of war.

* The only job you start at the top is when you dig a grave.

* If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for everything.

* If you do little things well, you'll do big ones better.

* Only thing that comes to you without effort is old age.

* You won't get a second chance to make the first impression.

* Only those who do nothing do not make mistakes.

* Never take a problem to your boss unless you have a solution.

* If you are not failing you're not taking enough risks.

* Don't try to get rid of bad temper by losing it.

* If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

* Those who don't make mistakes usually don't make anything

* There are two kinds of failures. Those who think and never do,

and those who do and never think.

* Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win.

* All progress has resulted from unpopular decisions.

* Change your thoughts and you change your world.

* Understanding proves intelligence, not the speed of the learning.

* There are two kinds of fools in this world. Those who give advise

and those who don't take it.

* The best way to kill an idea is to take it to a meeting.

* Management is doing things right. Leadership is doing the right things.

* Friendship founded on business is always better than business .

IF BILL GATES START MAKING FILMS IN BOLLYWOOD

NAMES OF HIS WOULD BE FILMS

1 Hang To Hona Hi Tha !!!!!!!!!!!!

2. Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai

3. Aao Chat Kare

4. Programmer No.1

5. Mera Naam Developer

6. Java Wale Job Le Jayenge

7. Hum Apke Memory Mein Rehte Hein

8. Do Processor Baarah Terminal

9. Tera Code Chal Gaya

10. Har Din Jo Mail Karega

11. Network Ke Us Paar

12. Debugging Koi Khel Nahi

13. Jish Desh Mein Bill Gates Rehta Hai

14. Raju Ban Gaya MCSE .!

15. Client Ek Numbari Programmer Dus Numbari

16. Login Karo Sajana

17. Naukar PC Ka

18. 1942 -- A Bug Story

19. Kaho Na Virus Hai

20. Crash Se Crash Tak

21. Haan Maine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai

22. Password De Ke Dekho

23. Terminal Apna Login Paray

Sended by :- Seo Solutions India

Woh muskura rhe hai hume tanha chor kar,
Kiye huye sare wade tod kar,
Unke siva kahi dil lagta bhi nahi,
Ab kya karenge hum apne tute huye dil ko jor kar.

वो मुस्कुरा रहे है हमे तन्हा छोड़ कर ,
किए हुए सरे वादे तोड़ कर ,
उनके सिवा कही दिल लगता भी नही ,
अब क्या करेंगे हम अपने टूटे हुए दिल को जोड़ कर !

Jindgi Main Koi khaas Tha,
Tanhaai Ke Siva Kuch Na Paas Tha.
Paa To Lete Jindgi Main Her Khushi Lekin..
Her Khushi Main Unki Kami Ka Eahsas Tha.

Kabhi JO Yaad Aati Hai Unki,
Tasveer Seene Se Laga Lete Hai.
Intzaar Kar, Aayenge Jarur Wo,
Ye Kahkar Dil Ko Mana Lete Hai.

Unki Judai Yaad Aa Jati Hai,
Do Char Aansu Baha Lete hai.
Wo ewafa Nahi,Takdeer Bewafa hai,
Ye Kahkar Dil Ko Mana Lete Hai.

Unse To Shyad Milna Na HO Jindgi Main,
tasveer Se Hi Khud KO Mila Lete Hai,
Haqikat Main Hi Nahi Ho Paye To Kya,
Sapno main Unko Apna Bana Lete Hai..

"Lonely ????"

No......................

How can I be lonely
When you are always
In my thoughts.
I wake up with you and
Go to sleep with you.
I love you!!

Apke Ishq Mai Hame Jannat Mili Hai,
Es Tute Hue Dil Ko Jeene Ki Chahat Mili Hai..
Dekh Sakte Hai Aap En Kavitaao Mai
Enme Aapki Hi Khushbu Basi Hai

Dil ne jab bhi fareb khaaya hai
Tera andaaz yaad aaya hai

Yeh bhi khuch manzilon se kam to nahin
Raasto mein joh khoya paaya hai

Tum numaaish liye ho daagon kii
Humne zakhmon ko bhi chuppaayaa hai

Koi marta nahin kisi ke liye
Humne duniya ko aazmaayaa hai

Waqt-E-Hizraan ya vasl ho Ashique
Humne dono mein tujhko paaya hai...

Thanks
Yogesh kashyap

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Swami Tum hi internet yaami Par karo hamari Salari,
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