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MUNNA BHAI : Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?

CIRCUIT : Bhai, gaadi hai.

MUNNA BHAI : Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?

CIRCUIT : Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Bailgaadi.

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Jeeto: Ek baat batani hai, par plz muje marna nahi.

Santa: Bolo.

Jeeto: Mein Pregnant hu!

Santa: It's a gud News. Isme maarne wali kya baat hai ji.

Jeeto: Shadi k pahle pitaji ko bataya to bahut maar padi thi.

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Santa ke ghar Ladki ne janam liya..

Banta: jab ladki badi hogi to ladke ise chedenge.

Santa: Maine iska intejaam kar liye hai.

Banta: kya kiya?

Santa: Ladki ka naam DIDI rakh diya hai.

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Ek pathan Cycle chalate aur gungunate howe kahin ja raha tha rastae mein ek aurat se takra betha.

Aurat chilla kar boli, “Break nahi maar sakte they kya???”

Pathan herat se… “Pura cycle mar deya abhi break mar kar kia faida.”

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Ek 10 saal ka bachha bahot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: “Kids ka paalan poshan kaise kare”.

Mother: Tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.

Kid: Main yeh dekhna chahta hoon ke mera paalan poshan theek tara se ho raha hai ya nahi.

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