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Bania market jata hai underwear purchase karne.

Bania: Yeh kitne ka hai?

Shopkeeper: Rs 500.

Kanjoos Bania: Arey bhai daily wear dikhaao, party wear nahi

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Santa ek baar naye shahar me gaya.waha bus se utar ke mitti ko utha ke bola

"waaah" yahan ki mitti ki khushboo hi alag hai.. Ek adami bola abe sale

dhyan se dekh ye mitti nahi gobar hai...!!!


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Ek chor amir aadmi ke ghar mein chori karne gaya. Tijori pe likha tha “Tijori ko todne ki jaroorat nahi hai, 452 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao, tijori khul jayegi. Jaise hi batan daba alarm baja aur police aa gayi.”

Jate jate chor seth se bola: Aaj mera insaaniyat se vishwas uth gaya hai!


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Shopkeeper: Agar itane paise bachaane hon toh kaagaj ki kyoon nahee pehan lete?

Baniya: Ghar ke saare puraane kaagaj mera betaa le gayaa... baniyaan banaane ke liye

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