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PostHeaderIcon Top Reasons To Send Free SMS Jokes

Laughter and fun to make life meaningful. They provide an outlet for pain, stress and rigors that affect our daily lives. A smile not only keeps you grounded, so is alert and enthusiastic. Why not make someone's day by sending free SMS jokes?

Another reason to send a text message joke is that people want to read the jokes. When traveling, or when waiting for buses that pass through the messages in their inbox. Surprisingly, even though our life is very hectic, people these days do not take the time to read these jokes. Many even the best jokes on their personal contact information. This SMS jokes are a great way to keep in touch with a contact list of people.

Today, we often do not have time to talk with friends or relatives on a regular basis. One of the ways we can tell them that we care and remember to send them text messages. If you have nothing important to say, but I just do not want to give the other person knows that the cure, the SMS is a joke.






PostHeaderIcon Funny Jokes


Ek larka apni girlfriend se milne gaya, kuch baat ke baad uski girlfirend chaye(tea) banane ke liye kitchen chali gayi.

Girlfriend ka mobile sofay pe dekh kar larky ne socha ke chalo dekhte hai mera number iss ne kis naam se save kya hai?



Dear, sweetu ya jaanu.

Jab usne misscall di toh screen pe likh raha tha “Murgha No.5? Calling”.



Duniyaa me mohabbat karne waalo ki,

Takdeer badalti rahti hai,


Shisha to wahi rahta hai,

Tasweer badalti rahti hai.



Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.

Santa: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho,


Wife: Main toh maa banne wali hoon!

Santa: Main bhi toh baap banne wala hoon.

PostHeaderIcon Cool joke

एक दिन की बात है दिल्ली के ५० वर्षो से सेवा में कार्यरत (डी टी सी) बस में बहुत भीड़ थी!

पास में एक खड़ी युवती बहुत परेशान थी !

युवती के ठीक पीछे खड़ा एक बिनम्र युवक बार - बार ड्राईवर के ब्रैक लगाने से युवती से टकरा जाता था !

युवती की परेशानी और बढाती जा रही थी !

रस्ते में ऐसा कई बार हुआ !

अचानक बस (डी यु) के पास पहुँचने ही वाली थी की एक बार और युवक जा टकराया !

युवती आपे से बहार तेज गुस्से में :- क्या कर रहे हो idiot ?

बिनम्र युवत बेचारा बिनम्र स्वभाव में - मैडम (डी यु ) से M A!