Cool Jokes Collection

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na janey kyun annkhen naam hein hamari

koi to hay sala jo pyaz kaat raha hay...

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jee bhar kar hamen roney do Aaaj

ek hi larki ka number tha wo bhi delete hogaya.

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Lait ke aksar ye sochta hoon main

agar baith kar sochon to konsi maut aajaeygi....
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aaj wo milney per bohot hans rahi thi

uskey janey ke baad pata chala ke meri pant ki zip khuli thi....

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hawa sehat k liye achi hoti hey dosto

us ney ye keh kar meri dhoti khenchli....
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Kabhi sath chalkar kabhi mujhe sath lekar
badal gaya wo sakhs mere halat badal kar

jispe hua tera karam wo khushnaseeb hoga
mere armaan bah gaye ashko ke sath dhalkar

tere julfo ke saaye dil aaj bhi dhundta hai
kabhi kali ghata bankar kafi chawn bankar

roshan hui hai shama uth ke mahfil se meri
mere charag bujh rahe hai teri yaad me jalke

aye khuda de pata mujhe mere sukoon-e-yaar ka
jo chip gaya hai kahi mere jabaat badalkar

aadin aansuo se na ho daman kisi ka maila
aaino ka sahar hai ye le saans bhi sambhal ke

Doctor to patient : Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai.
Pappu : Doctor saheb Pehle se zyada kharab ho gayi hai.Doctor : dawai khali thi kya?
Pappu : Nai doctor saheb. dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi.
Doctor : Are Pappu ji mere kehne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li thi kya.
Pappu : Ji, aapne dawai de di thi aur maine le li thi.
Doctor: Abe, dawai pili thi kya?
Pappu : Oho, nai doctor saheb dawai to lal thi.
Doctor : Abe GADHE, Dawai ko piliya tha kya?
Pappu : Nai. Doctor, Piliya to mujhe tha.
Doctor( in frustration) : Abe teri to, Dawai ko muh lagakar Pet me dala tha k nai?
Pappu : Nai doctor saheb.
Doctor : Kyon?
Pappu : Kyonki dhakkan band tha.
Doctor : Teri sale, to Khola kyon nai.
Pappu : Saheb, aapne hi to kaha tha ki, shishi ka dhakkan band rakhna.
Doctor : Tera ilaj main nai kar sakta.
Pappu : Accha Doctor saheb ye to bata do ki main thik kaise hounga

Pappu ki maut bijli girnay say hui
par uski laash muskuratay hue mili
baghwan ne pucha aisa kyun?
pappu bola “mai nu laga koi photo khinch raiya ae”
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Pappu: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao.!
Wife: Kyun?
Pappu: Doctor ne kaha hai, raat mein dawa khane ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana.
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pappu on telephone : maa ek khus khabri hai…maa : kya khus khabri hai ?pappu : aaj hum do se teen ho gaye….maa : mubarak ho.. ladka hua ya ladki ?pappu : meri biwi ne dusri shaadi karli hai…
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One day evening a Pappuji starts from office to home with pushing his scooter manually. He met his friend on the way… Friend: why are you pushing your scooter manually? Pappuji: ‘I forgot to bring the scooter key from my home. Friend: ‘Is it! Then, how did you come to office from home in the morning?’ Pappuji: ‘I was pushing my scooter from home to office also in the morning.
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Pappu and his wife filed an application 4 Divorce.
Judge asked: How will you divide, you have 3 children?
Pappu replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR
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Interviewar: what s ur qualification?
Pappuji : Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewar: what do u mean by Ph.d?
Pappuji : (smiling) PASSED HIGH SCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.. ..