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How Funny Jokes Help You in Destressing
I keep asking lifestyles of today, something that stress can never be automatic, because there are so many resources that can hurt you dreaded condition regularly. More because of a belief more widespread than we ever have time to take immediate steps, the pressure mounts, and one day lead to tragic consequences.
It may be possible that some people find this kind of feeling regularly, others may have this experience once a week or more. But regardless of frequency, the fact is that this is a dangerous condition to be, and can lead to great damage to both body and mind. However, there may be a relatively simple solution to escape the stress through jokes that are freely available on the Internet.
Let's talk about stress and its harmful effects, which interferes with his sanity, and leads to the person suffering from depression, hypertension and related conditions. This can also be supplemented by memory lapses and memory, and judgments of indecision and wrong. As you can see not only the stress is very harmful to the mind but also for the social life of an individual and family life as well. Therefore, it is important to always update with jokes to reduce the pressures of everyday life
Basically, what these sites do not joke is to provide an individual with an unlimited supply of jokes from all walks of life. This is concerned with a couple of laughs, and is a great help to restore hormonal balance are the first to be affected by stress. And now it is scientifically proven that half an hour of laughter can do wonders for your health. Speaking of laughter therapy generally helps cure many diseases involving the heart and nervous system.
It may be possible that some people find this kind of feeling regularly, others may have this experience once a week or more. But regardless of frequency, the fact is that this is a dangerous condition to be, and can lead to great damage to both body and mind. However, there may be a relatively simple solution to escape the stress through jokes that are freely available on the Internet.
Let's talk about stress and its harmful effects, which interferes with his sanity, and leads to the person suffering from depression, hypertension and related conditions. This can also be supplemented by memory lapses and memory, and judgments of indecision and wrong. As you can see not only the stress is very harmful to the mind but also for the social life of an individual and family life as well. Therefore, it is important to always update with jokes to reduce the pressures of everyday life
Basically, what these sites do not joke is to provide an individual with an unlimited supply of jokes from all walks of life. This is concerned with a couple of laughs, and is a great help to restore hormonal balance are the first to be affected by stress. And now it is scientifically proven that half an hour of laughter can do wonders for your health. Speaking of laughter therapy generally helps cure many diseases involving the heart and nervous system.
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apne rab se yahi fariyaad karte hai
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Bin dosti ke adhuri hai yeh zindagi
Kyunki dost ki zaroorat har pal mehsus hoti hai
raatein katti hai le kar naam apka,
muddat se baithe hai ye aas lagaye
ki aaj aayega koi paigaam apka…
Aksar jab hum aapko yaad karte hai
apne rab se yahi fariyaad karte hai
umar hamari bhi lag jaye aapko
kyoki hum aap ko khud se zyada pyar karte hai…
Aye mohabbat tere anjaam pe rona aaya
Jaane kyon aaj tere naam pe rona aaya
Yun to har sham umedon mein guzar jaati hai
Aaj kuch baat hai jo sham pe rona aaya
Geet ki zaroorat mehfil mein hoti hai
Pyar ki zaroorat dil mein hoti hai
Bin dosti ke adhuri hai yeh zindagi
Kyunki dost ki zaroorat har pal mehsus hoti hai
What is marketing?
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I'm a very rich, Will you marry me?"
Ans: This is "Direct marketing".
2. You at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friend goes up to her and pointing at you and say:"He is very rich" Marry him?
Ans: This is "Business advertising".
3. You are at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walk up to you and says: "You are very rich" Can u marry me?
Ans: This is "Brand recognition".
4.You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to and say: "I'm very rich. Marry me?" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
Ans: This is "Customer feedback"
5.You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I'm very rich. Marry me?" then she introduces u to her husband.
Ans: This is "Demand and supply gap".
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before u say: "I'm rich, marry me?" Your wife arrives-
Ans: This is "Restriction for entering new markets".
Ans: This is "Direct marketing".
2. You at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friend goes up to her and pointing at you and say:"He is very rich" Marry him?
Ans: This is "Business advertising".
3. You are at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walk up to you and says: "You are very rich" Can u marry me?
Ans: This is "Brand recognition".
4.You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to and say: "I'm very rich. Marry me?" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
Ans: This is "Customer feedback"
5.You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I'm very rich. Marry me?" then she introduces u to her husband.
Ans: This is "Demand and supply gap".
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before u say: "I'm rich, marry me?" Your wife arrives-
Ans: This is "Restriction for entering new markets".
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Funny Jokes
Ek larka apni girlfriend se milne gaya, kuch baat ke baad uski girlfirend chaye(tea) banane ke liye kitchen chali gayi.
Girlfriend ka mobile sofay pe dekh kar larky ne socha ke chalo dekhte hai mera number iss ne kis naam se save kya hai?
Dear, sweetu ya jaanu.
Jab usne misscall di toh screen pe likh raha tha “Murgha No.5? Calling”.
Duniyaa me mohabbat karne waalo ki,
Takdeer badalti rahti hai,
Shisha to wahi rahta hai,
Tasweer badalti rahti hai.
Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.
Santa: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho,
Wife: Main toh maa banne wali hoon!
Santa: Main bhi toh baap banne wala hoon.
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