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Dear Friend,
when i ask u flower,
u give me bouquet
when i ask u a stone
u give me a statue
when i ask u a feather
u give me peacock
ARE U REALLY DEAF ?

January to december
sunday to saturday
Am to Pm
My feelings for u have never changed.......
u.... R.... always....
a HEADACHE to me !!!!

When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me i'll take u an eye specialist !!

During Marriage ceremony why are you made to sit on the horse ?
You are given your last chance to run away.

If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell?
Ans : the days after marriage

Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds......
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a fool............

I wrote ur name on the sands.............
it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air..........................
it got blown away,
So i wrote ur name in my heart.............
And i got a HEART ATTACK

ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur inocence to a child
but in stupidity
u have no comparison
u r the best

True love is like a pillow
u can hug when u r in trouble
u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy so when u need true love spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow

when i call u --
1 ring means i'm thinking of u;
2 ring means i like u;
3 means i miss u;
4 means .........pick d phone idiot

Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. change it to exclamatory sentence ...
Student : WOW !

SMILE - is a language of love
SMILE - is a source to win hearts...
SMILE - creates greatness in ur personality SO....
Brush ur Teeth today onwards

History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ?
Student : sir, i am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir....

Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age hitler had commited suicide

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