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Practice makes a man perfect.....But nobody's perfect..... .so why practice?

Money is not everything. There's MasterCard & Visa.

Save water. Shower with your girl friend.

Love thy neighbor. But don't get caught.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

Love is photogenic - It needs darkness to develop

Children in backseats cause accidents - Accidents in backseats cause children

There should be a better way to start a day - Than waking up every morning

"Hard work never killed anybody" - But why take the risk !

God made relatives; - Thank God we can choose our friends.

When two's company, - three's the result!

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