Cool Jokes Collection

Ladka mera dost hai
or ek ladki sepyar karta hai
wo MBA complete kiya hai FMS delhi se
ab wo USA me hai
jub wo graduation me tha to to usene ek ladki ko "i love u" bola
ladki ne na kar diya
lekin ladka usiko apna love maan kar
intzaarkarta rha
God ne usko pukar sun li
or ek hadsa hua
ek din wo ladki apne ghar me khana bana rahi thi
tabhi uska gass salander blast kar gya or wo jalne lagi
ladka usdin ek notes lene uske ghar aa rha tha
achanak usne aag dekha to uske ghar me daudte hue aya
or kisi tarah apne jaan pe khle kar use bacha liya
isme wo khud bhi jal gya or ladki to jali hin adhi jal gyi
fir tabtak uske ghar wale aa gye or ladki ka ilaz to karwaya lekin
ladka ko kisi ne puchha bhi nahi kyunki wo thoda jaati me nicha tha
uske baad samay ke saath ladki or ladka dono thik hue
ladki to puri jal chuki thi uska face bhi dekhne layak nahi tha
lekin ladke ke kewal hath me hin daag aye the
khair
ab ladki ki shadi ki baat chali
koi bhi usse shadi karne ko ready nahi hua
kyunki wo bahut ugly dikhti thi
fir jub mere dost ko ye baatpta chala to usne ladki ke father ke samne ek baat kha
ki mai isse shadi kar lunga,lekin iske liye wo ready ho or aap log
fir ladke ke ghar walo ko jub ye baat pata chla to wo kafi samjhaye ki tu pagal ho gy hai
itni badsurat ladki se pyar karega
lekin usne kaha ki ye jub khubsurat thi tabhi mai pyar karta tha or ab bhi karta hun
or mai uske liye shadi kar skata hun
khair shadi bhu hue
or mere dost ne ek baat thani thi ki wo ladki ko badsurat nahi rahne dega
so usne apni study jari rakhi or ek din usne FMS delhi se MBA kiya
or bahut hin achhe package pe USA gya
2 mahine pahle hin wo apne wife ko bhi amerika le gya or doctor se ilaz kara ke use fir si wahin Rupa bana diya hai
Ji han ladki ka naam Rupa hai
Aaap khud anuman laga sakte hain kya aisa aap "i love u kahne wale log kar sakte hain"
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Sended By Dhanjeet Dubey