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Simple formulae!!!
Simple formulae!!!
1. SSC + HSC + BMS + MBA = UNEMPLYOMENT ..
2. An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot Com.
3. One Chinese Gymnast = India's Gold Medal tally since 1896
4. Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan.
5. Special Effects in Shampoo Ads = Special Effects in Jurassic Park.
6. 4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada = 4 minute song in Hindi movie.
7. Ajay Devgan + cosmetic surgery + acting ability + personality + own production company = Kajol
8. Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favourite serials.
9. Amitabh Bachchan - Mrityudaata + Kaun Banega Crorepati = A SUPERSTAR.
10. Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan = Abhishek Bachchan - Talent.
11. Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan
12. 1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda
13. 1 person - shirt = Salman Khan
14. 1 person + straigh hair + unstraight walk = Sanjay Dutt
15. 1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol
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