Cool Jokes Collection

If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely & feel that U have lostevery thing, I will come, Hold your hand, take U 4 Walk on a Bridge &Show U where 2 jump From !!!…**************************************************************
Bottle main Pepsi say zyaada….used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa…. Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada… Mithai main sweetsay zyaada…Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada… I LOV U
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Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be one heart that would always beat for you You know Whose???your Own Stupid!!!*************************************************************
Har koi pyar ke liye tarapta hai,Har koi pyar ke liye rota hai,mere pyar ko galat mat samajna,pyar to dosti mein bhi hota hai.
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Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai,to kya hua….Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai!
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TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,PEPSI ka cr8 ho,ANDE ka oml8 ho,SMS KARNE ME bare le8 ho,JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho…!
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Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka ,toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai,na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA,aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai…!*************************************************************
jawani ke din chamkile ho gayeaur husn ke tewar nukile ho gayehum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho gayeaur unke haath peele ho gaye
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Teri aankain jhuki jhukitera chehra khila khilajab tere chehre per haath ghumayato aadha kilo fair & lovely mila
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Umeedo ki manzil toot gayiaankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayiare tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayijab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi
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Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiyebure waqt mein muskurana chahiyejab 10 dino mein khujli na miteto 11 ve din nahana chahiye
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Child : - Mohit uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna haiMohit : - Beta vo abhi SMS padh raha hai.
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Jis mehfil mein hum khade ho jaayewaha Haritik bhi jhukta haiKaho Na Pyaar HaiKya mooh dukhta hai
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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…
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When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute” u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!
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