do sharabi - ek kissa !
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Deepak Shrivastava
Pehla Sharabi - Zamana gardish mein jhoomta hai,
Nashe nigahon ko aa rahe hain,
Who haath zinda rahein khudaya
Jo mujhko Whisky pila rahe hain
Doosra Sharabi- Janab, kya app hosh mein hain
Agar aisa hai, to aur lijiye
Sharabkhane mein aye hain to
Khudi ko gark-e-sharab kijiye
Pehla - Nasha bahut ho gaya hai sahib
Na aur dijiye sharab mujhko
Ki, ek bara saanp lag raha hai
Ye lamba lamba kabab mujhko
Doosra - Kabab to behtarin milte hain
Sham ko mere ghar kea age
Aur aise khasta ki toot jaayein
Agar na lipte hon unpe dhaage
Pehla - Pata Janab apne ghar ka, is
Khaksaar ko bhi batayiega…
Doosra - Ye mera Card hai sahib
Jaroor tashrif layiega….
Pehla - 18 Number? Nizaam Manzil?
Ye mere ghar ka pata hai Sahab?
Doosra - Mangaa dun Taxi, bahut nasha
Aap ko agar ho gaya hai sahib?
Pehla - Nashe mein koi bhi apne ghar ka
Pata nai bhulta hai Mister..
Doosra - Bahut si pee le to maa-behan tak
Ko bilyakin bhulta hai Mister
Pehla - Mere Mukarram! Yakin kar lo
Behak gaye ho, nashe mein gum ho
Doosra - To goya ‘Farhat’ ke naam par jo
Makan hai, us ke makin tum ho?
Pehla - Kasam khuda ki 18 Number
Nizam Manzil, mera makan hai
Doosra - Kiraya deti hai uska Farhat
Tu keh raha hai tera makan hai
Pehla - Nashe mein kehta hun saaf tujhse
Bahut hai Farhat ko pyar mujhse
Doosra - Zubaan ko de lagam warna
Tu aaj khayega maar mujhse
Pehla - Jo haath mujh par kabhi uthaya
Talak le legi Farhat tujhse
Doosra - Woh tujhko Sandal se peet degi
Ishk karti hai mujhse Farhat
Pehla - Agar tujhi se woh ishk karti
Gale lagati na woh mujhko bhi
Doosra - Abhi jahunnum mein bhejta hoon
Tere nashe ko bhi aur tujhe bhi
Pehla - Galaa mat pakran, hata le apne
Ye haath gande, ye kaale kaale
Doosra - Tabah kar dunga, maar dalunga
Main na chhodunga tujhko saae
Pehla - 18 Number, Nizaam Manzil mein
Bol beta, kabhi ghusega?
Doosra - Tumhari maa ko gale lagaane
Tumhara ye baap abhi ghusega…
Pehla - Kamine Kutte! [fate girabaan]
Zalil paaji! [gayi wo tie]
Doosra - Suaar ke bachche [gilas tute]
Haramzaade! [giri tipaayi]
Teesra Sharabi - Hasin hai mausam, samaa hai rangeen
Laro nai bhai! Baaz aao
Arey o baira! Ye kya garbar hai?
Ye mar na jaayein, inhe chhurao
Baira - Janab, ye dono baap-bete hain
Bhool jaate hain roz pee ke
Ye dono rehte hain ek hi ghar mein
Dhoom machaate hain roz pee ke
Teesra - Magar, Wo Farhat ka kya kissa hai?
Jo ban gayi zebe-dastaan hai..
Baira - Aji, wo hai ek nek aurat
Jo ‘Is’ ki biwi, aur ‘Us’ ki Maan hai….
Nashe nigahon ko aa rahe hain,
Who haath zinda rahein khudaya
Jo mujhko Whisky pila rahe hain
Doosra Sharabi- Janab, kya app hosh mein hain
Agar aisa hai, to aur lijiye
Sharabkhane mein aye hain to
Khudi ko gark-e-sharab kijiye
Pehla - Nasha bahut ho gaya hai sahib
Na aur dijiye sharab mujhko
Ki, ek bara saanp lag raha hai
Ye lamba lamba kabab mujhko
Doosra - Kabab to behtarin milte hain
Sham ko mere ghar kea age
Aur aise khasta ki toot jaayein
Agar na lipte hon unpe dhaage
Pehla - Pata Janab apne ghar ka, is
Khaksaar ko bhi batayiega…
Doosra - Ye mera Card hai sahib
Jaroor tashrif layiega….
Pehla - 18 Number? Nizaam Manzil?
Ye mere ghar ka pata hai Sahab?
Doosra - Mangaa dun Taxi, bahut nasha
Aap ko agar ho gaya hai sahib?
Pehla - Nashe mein koi bhi apne ghar ka
Pata nai bhulta hai Mister..
Doosra - Bahut si pee le to maa-behan tak
Ko bilyakin bhulta hai Mister
Pehla - Mere Mukarram! Yakin kar lo
Behak gaye ho, nashe mein gum ho
Doosra - To goya ‘Farhat’ ke naam par jo
Makan hai, us ke makin tum ho?
Pehla - Kasam khuda ki 18 Number
Nizam Manzil, mera makan hai
Doosra - Kiraya deti hai uska Farhat
Tu keh raha hai tera makan hai
Pehla - Nashe mein kehta hun saaf tujhse
Bahut hai Farhat ko pyar mujhse
Doosra - Zubaan ko de lagam warna
Tu aaj khayega maar mujhse
Pehla - Jo haath mujh par kabhi uthaya
Talak le legi Farhat tujhse
Doosra - Woh tujhko Sandal se peet degi
Ishk karti hai mujhse Farhat
Pehla - Agar tujhi se woh ishk karti
Gale lagati na woh mujhko bhi
Doosra - Abhi jahunnum mein bhejta hoon
Tere nashe ko bhi aur tujhe bhi
Pehla - Galaa mat pakran, hata le apne
Ye haath gande, ye kaale kaale
Doosra - Tabah kar dunga, maar dalunga
Main na chhodunga tujhko saae
Pehla - 18 Number, Nizaam Manzil mein
Bol beta, kabhi ghusega?
Doosra - Tumhari maa ko gale lagaane
Tumhara ye baap abhi ghusega…
Pehla - Kamine Kutte! [fate girabaan]
Zalil paaji! [gayi wo tie]
Doosra - Suaar ke bachche [gilas tute]
Haramzaade! [giri tipaayi]
Teesra Sharabi - Hasin hai mausam, samaa hai rangeen
Laro nai bhai! Baaz aao
Arey o baira! Ye kya garbar hai?
Ye mar na jaayein, inhe chhurao
Baira - Janab, ye dono baap-bete hain
Bhool jaate hain roz pee ke
Ye dono rehte hain ek hi ghar mein
Dhoom machaate hain roz pee ke
Teesra - Magar, Wo Farhat ka kya kissa hai?
Jo ban gayi zebe-dastaan hai..
Baira - Aji, wo hai ek nek aurat
Jo ‘Is’ ki biwi, aur ‘Us’ ki Maan hai….
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