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MALAYALEE KUTTAPPAN

Here is the story of Kuttappan the Great!

He is a Malayali working for a multinational company in Mumbai.Not
well educated and he is working as a peon.

This Kuttappan has a problem. If he hears somebody talk he will come in between saying, that I know that very well, I know him very well... like that.

One day Kuttappan's Boss a foreign educated person, a North Indian, he was talking something about Arnold Schwarzenegger. Kuttappan was passing thru that way, suddenly he came in between saying that oh Arni he is my best friend.

Kuttapan's boss laughed at him saying that how can u be a friend of Arnold Schwarzenegger you are only a peon living in India .Kuttappan said if u wont believe its your problem, I cant help you.

Ok.The Manager said I am going on a trip to US next week you come as my assistant and we will go to Arnold 's house and see what happens. Kuttappan agreed with a smile.

At Clinton 's home Clinton also did the same as Schwarzenegger, asking that where were you my friend for long time? Kuttappan went to have tea with Clinton while the boss was sitting out side the gate When Kuttappan came back, boss said I have to go to Vatican to get blessings from Pope John Paul, so u come with me.

At the Vatican crowd from all over the world is waiting to see Pope John Paul. Kuttappan and his boss are also there. Boss asked Kuttappan, do you know Pope John Paul. Kuttappan said why not? Boss told Kuttappan that he will not believe this. Kuttappan asked boss to wait for some time and went inside the crowd.

After 15 minutes Kuttappan came on the balcony along with Pope John Paul. Pope John Paul was holding Kuttappan's hand. Kuttappan's boss became unconscious and fell down. When Kuttappan came back his boss was on a stretcher with nurses and paramedics at his
side.

Kuttappan asked, Sir what happened to you.
Then boss told; Kuttappa u know Arnold I believe, u know Clinton I
believe and u know Pope John Paul I believe that too. But......... .

WHEN U CAME WITH THE POPE AT THE BALCONY THE CROWD WERE ASKING WHO IS HOLDING THE HAND OF KUTTAPPAN after hearing that I became unconscious.

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