Cool Jokes Collection

AT THE END OF THE TEST. WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR SCORE IN THE SUBJECT BAR.


1. WHAT SHADE OF HAIR DO YOU HAVE?
> >a) Dark
> >b) Light


2. OUT ON A DATE WOULD YOU WANT TO:
> >a) Go to a party?
> >b) Go out to eat?


3. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR OUT OF:
> >a) Baby-Pink
> >>b) Yellow
> >c) Baby-Blue
> >d) Turquoise


4. PICK YOUR FAVORITE HOBBY OUT OF:
> >a) Surfing
> >b) Skate-Boarding
> >c) Skiing


5. IF YOU COULD PICK A STORE OUT OF THE FOLLOWING,WHICH WOULD IT BE?
> >a) Louie Vuitton
> >b) coach
> >c) against all odds


6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PLACE OUT OF THE FOLLOWING?
> >a) Hawaii
> >b) London
> >c) Florida


7. IN THE SUMMER WOULD YOU RATHER GO TO:
> >a) The Beach?
> >b) Somewhere Cooler?


8. WHAT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY MONTH?
> >a) January
> >b) February
> >>c) March
> >d) April
> >e) May
> >f) June
> >g) July
> >h) August
> >i) September
> >j) October
> >k) November
> >l) December


9. WOULD YOU RATHER:
> >a) Chill at home
> >b) Go out with friends


10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE INSTRUMENT OUT OF:
> >a) Guitar
> >b) Bass guitar
> >c) Drums
> >d) The Triangle


11) NAME A PERSON OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
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> >1. a- dark = sexy [5points]
> > b- light = sweet [2 points]

> >2. a- go to a party = playful [2 points]
> > b. go out to eat = romantic [5 points]

> >3. a- baby-pink = cute [2]
> > b- yellow = loud [3]
> > c- baby-blue = cool [5]
> > d. turquoise = sexy [5]

> >4. a- surfing = active [2]
> > b- skateboarding = determined [2]
> > c- skiing = daring [5]

> >5. a- Louie Vuitton = tasteful [7]
> > b- coach = laid back [2]
> > c- against all odds = sytlish [5]

> >6. a) Hawaii = you like being around people [2]
> > b) London = You are quiet, and like the cold [2]
> > c) Florida = You like to party! [5]

> >7. a- beach = tan, likes the sun [5]
> > b- somewhere cooler = pale and original [2]

> >8. a) January = popular [5]
> > b) February lovely [2]
> > c) March = loud [2]
> > d) April = playful [5]
> > e) May = happy [5]
> > f) June = chills a lot [5]
> > g) July = smooth [2]
> > h) August = fun [5]
> > i) September = quiet [2]
> > j) October = out-going [2]
> > k) November = pimpin’ it [5]
> > l) December = warm [2]

> >9. a- home = quiet, romantic [5]
> > b- go out with friends = crazy [5]

> >10. a- guitar = eye-catching [5]
> > b- bass-guitar = mellow [2]
> > c- Drums = loud [2]
> > d- Triangle = crazy [5]

> >11. This person will fall in love with you!

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> > >> > > >UP TO 20 = Not so Sexy
> > >> > > >21-35 = Rather sexy
> > >> > > >36+ = Too Sexy for this Test!!!!